[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[mervynbunter]

Philip K. Dick, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (1968)

[cannibalchicken]

[drops-of-universe]

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

[memeuplift]

[athelind]

It's a d

it's a dus

It's a dust bu

[thevirgodoll]

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[pankendev]

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

[kosmogrl]

Dont blame yourself for not having known a lesson only time could teach

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[zeepop]

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[nevver]

Last light, Mary Mattingly

[kosmogrl]

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— Bertrand Russell, from “What Desires Are Politically Important?” (via letsbelonelytogetherr)