Ashswagg

Hello people *wink wink* This is a rp account since i dont think anyone got him and like half character are gotten yk- AND BCS I LOVE HIM!!! Im online a lot except when im at school so sorry if i dont respond fast:< WHY IS BRO QUEERBAITIN-

[5waggs5]

HELLO PEOPLE

This is a rp account for ash since I THINK no one got him and i love him and his character plus hes a important one AND ALL THE OTHERS ARE GOTTEN

Dont be shy to message me <3

I dont have many boundaries except for:

•be respectful

•no nsfw

•ships are okay ig

•please dont vent unless its like in character for a rp

•AND HAVE FUNN WHOHOOOOOO!

(Being bored is illegal)

Oh yeah and english isnt my first language so expect grammatical mistakes 🤓☝️

(EDIT)

MY OOC BLOG IS @myg0d-myun1vers3 WHERE I WRITE THEORIES AND SHIT SO GO CHECK THAT OUT.

[5waggs5]

do u also like to bully kids in Minecraft too??

"Yes especially spoke.."

[5waggs5]

I remember now, you remind me of a spider, get it? Because people are scared of you and can't kill you?? But then u disappear before they even can kill you? 🤔 (I didn't sleep for 3 straight days hlep me bro)

"I- okay??? Thats a good comparison i guess?"

[5waggs5]

What does the glitch feel like

- anon of curiosity

"Hmm.. it feels like a breeze of wind constantly on your face i guess i would call it..? It really doesn’t do much the only moments that i really feel it is when my emotions get the best of me."

[puppycism]

New planet video!

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

"Congrats on your child" he says in a mocking tone

- @5waggs5

“Ash??? Uhh what child are you talking about, there is no child haha…”

The alien laughs nervously, refusing to make eye contact.

“No child to be seen here sir!”

[5waggs5]

"No.. no.. i know you have a child dont lie to me.. what do you also need some time off now?”

"Also who did it come out from"

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

“I— fine, yeah, I do have a child…time off??? I mean sure? I really didn’t think that was included in the deal but thank you I guess..please don’t take that time off from my paycheck…I’m broke and something tells me Manepear doesn’t have a stable income either.”

“I swear on my unenchanted mace that I’ve never touched a single person in my whole life…on my mama it didn’t come from me—”

[5waggs5]

"Im nit going to take money out of your paycheck i might be evil but not a monster i feel mostly bad for the kid to be like… you two…"

"Im convinced it came out of you"

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

“If you weren’t my benefactor I’d be telling you some very unkind words sir. Trust me the child will end up fine…I think. I’m going to feed it golden apples everyday!”

“NO IT DIDNT WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT???”

[5waggs5]

"Dont hurt the child or im legitimately hurting you"

"It came out of you while you were asleep trust.."

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

“Jeez, I’m sorry then. But you do know that if you do hurt me the child won’t have a father anymore? So your plan backfires haha!” (Pls don’t hurt me…)

“WHAT. Buddy I’m incapable of giving birth…unless the child was made by my slime then there is no way this could’ve happened—“

[5waggs5]

"I said i would hurt you if the child is hurt not randomly"

"Why are you asking ME what the child is made off its your child."

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

“Same difference??? Well now that we are talking about it, how do you feel about being the uncle? Must be an honour since it’s my child after all!” :>

“I’m sorry for asking for guidance, I thought you’d know bc of your situation ship but sure..”

[5waggs5]

"I am not a uncle.. not a single dna of mine is in that child id rather die then have a child with you two.."

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

“Good thing I said uncle and NOT parent…bro let’s be honest here, I have no idea how to take care of a living being and my bestie (hater) isn’t any better…You don’t have to be related or anything, just there for support.” (And money)

[5waggs5]

"You dont appreciate me at all. You only want me for money. Im only helping you because i feel bad for the child."

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

“I do actually. If I didn’t I wouldn’t talk to you or even work for you…do I get to be paid on leave now or what—“

[5waggs5]

"Yes you get paid on leave.. better start saying thank you 1000 times punk.."

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

"Congrats on your child" he says in a mocking tone

- @5waggs5

“Ash??? Uhh what child are you talking about, there is no child haha…”

The alien laughs nervously, refusing to make eye contact.

“No child to be seen here sir!”

[5waggs5]

"No.. no.. i know you have a child dont lie to me.. what do you also need some time off now?”

"Also who did it come out from"

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

“I— fine, yeah, I do have a child…time off??? I mean sure? I really didn’t think that was included in the deal but thank you I guess..please don’t take that time off from my paycheck…I’m broke and something tells me Manepear doesn’t have a stable income either.”

“I swear on my unenchanted mace that I’ve never touched a single person in my whole life…on my mama it didn’t come from me—”

[5waggs5]

"Im nit going to take money out of your paycheck i might be evil but not a monster i feel mostly bad for the kid to be like… you two…"

"Im convinced it came out of you"

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

“If you weren’t my benefactor I’d be telling you some very unkind words sir. Trust me the child will end up fine…I think. I’m going to feed it golden apples everyday!”

“NO IT DIDNT WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT???”

[5waggs5]

"Dont hurt the child or im legitimately hurting you"

"It came out of you while you were asleep trust.."

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

“Jeez, I’m sorry then. But you do know that if you do hurt me the child won’t have a father anymore? So your plan backfires haha!” (Pls don’t hurt me…)

“WHAT. Buddy I’m incapable of giving birth…unless the child was made by my slime then there is no way this could’ve happened—“

[5waggs5]

"I said i would hurt you if the child is hurt not randomly"

"Why are you asking ME what the child is made off its your child."

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

“Same difference??? Well now that we are talking about it, how do you feel about being the uncle? Must be an honour since it’s my child after all!” :>

“I’m sorry for asking for guidance, I thought you’d know bc of your situation ship but sure..”

[5waggs5]

"I am not a uncle.. not a single dna of mine is in that child id rather die then have a child with you two.."

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

“Good thing I said uncle and NOT parent…bro let’s be honest here, I have no idea how to take care of a living being and my bestie (hater) isn’t any better…You don’t have to be related or anything, just there for support.” (And money)

[5waggs5]

"You dont appreciate me at all. You only want me for money. Im only helping you because i feel bad for the child."

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

"Congrats on your child" he says in a mocking tone

- @5waggs5

“Ash??? Uhh what child are you talking about, there is no child haha…”

The alien laughs nervously, refusing to make eye contact.

“No child to be seen here sir!”

[5waggs5]

"No.. no.. i know you have a child dont lie to me.. what do you also need some time off now?”

"Also who did it come out from"

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

“I— fine, yeah, I do have a child…time off??? I mean sure? I really didn’t think that was included in the deal but thank you I guess..please don’t take that time off from my paycheck…I’m broke and something tells me Manepear doesn’t have a stable income either.”

“I swear on my unenchanted mace that I’ve never touched a single person in my whole life…on my mama it didn’t come from me—”

[5waggs5]

"Im nit going to take money out of your paycheck i might be evil but not a monster i feel mostly bad for the kid to be like… you two…"

"Im convinced it came out of you"

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

“If you weren’t my benefactor I’d be telling you some very unkind words sir. Trust me the child will end up fine…I think. I’m going to feed it golden apples everyday!”

“NO IT DIDNT WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT???”

[5waggs5]

"Dont hurt the child or im legitimately hurting you"

"It came out of you while you were asleep trust.."

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

“Jeez, I’m sorry then. But you do know that if you do hurt me the child won’t have a father anymore? So your plan backfires haha!” (Pls don’t hurt me…)

“WHAT. Buddy I’m incapable of giving birth…unless the child was made by my slime then there is no way this could’ve happened—“

[5waggs5]

"I said i would hurt you if the child is hurt not randomly"

"Why are you asking ME what the child is made off its your child."

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

“Same difference??? Well now that we are talking about it, how do you feel about being the uncle? Must be an honour since it’s my child after all!” :>

“I’m sorry for asking for guidance, I thought you’d know bc of your situation ship but sure..”

[5waggs5]

"I am not a uncle.. not a single dna of mine is in that child id rather die then have a child with you two.."

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

"Congrats on your child" he says in a mocking tone

- @5waggs5

“Ash??? Uhh what child are you talking about, there is no child haha…”

The alien laughs nervously, refusing to make eye contact.

“No child to be seen here sir!”

[5waggs5]

"No.. no.. i know you have a child dont lie to me.. what do you also need some time off now?”

"Also who did it come out from"

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

“I— fine, yeah, I do have a child…time off??? I mean sure? I really didn’t think that was included in the deal but thank you I guess..please don’t take that time off from my paycheck…I’m broke and something tells me Manepear doesn’t have a stable income either.”

“I swear on my unenchanted mace that I’ve never touched a single person in my whole life…on my mama it didn’t come from me—”

[5waggs5]

"Im nit going to take money out of your paycheck i might be evil but not a monster i feel mostly bad for the kid to be like… you two…"

"Im convinced it came out of you"

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

“If you weren’t my benefactor I’d be telling you some very unkind words sir. Trust me the child will end up fine…I think. I’m going to feed it golden apples everyday!”

“NO IT DIDNT WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT???”

[5waggs5]

"Dont hurt the child or im legitimately hurting you"

"It came out of you while you were asleep trust.."

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

“Jeez, I’m sorry then. But you do know that if you do hurt me the child won’t have a father anymore? So your plan backfires haha!” (Pls don’t hurt me…)

“WHAT. Buddy I’m incapable of giving birth…unless the child was made by my slime then there is no way this could’ve happened—“

[5waggs5]

"I said i would hurt you if the child is hurt not randomly"

"Why are you asking ME what the child is made off its your child."

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

"Congrats on your child" he says in a mocking tone

- @5waggs5

“Ash??? Uhh what child are you talking about, there is no child haha…”

The alien laughs nervously, refusing to make eye contact.

“No child to be seen here sir!”

[5waggs5]

"No.. no.. i know you have a child dont lie to me.. what do you also need some time off now?”

"Also who did it come out from"

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

“I— fine, yeah, I do have a child…time off??? I mean sure? I really didn’t think that was included in the deal but thank you I guess..please don’t take that time off from my paycheck…I’m broke and something tells me Manepear doesn’t have a stable income either.”

“I swear on my unenchanted mace that I’ve never touched a single person in my whole life…on my mama it didn’t come from me—”

[5waggs5]

"Im nit going to take money out of your paycheck i might be evil but not a monster i feel mostly bad for the kid to be like… you two…"

"Im convinced it came out of you"

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

“If you weren’t my benefactor I’d be telling you some very unkind words sir. Trust me the child will end up fine…I think. I’m going to feed it golden apples everyday!”

“NO IT DIDNT WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT???”

[5waggs5]

"Dont hurt the child or im legitimately hurting you"

"It came out of you while you were asleep trust.."

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

"Congrats on your child" he says in a mocking tone

- @5waggs5

“Ash??? Uhh what child are you talking about, there is no child haha…”

The alien laughs nervously, refusing to make eye contact.

“No child to be seen here sir!”

[5waggs5]

"No.. no.. i know you have a child dont lie to me.. what do you also need some time off now?”

"Also who did it come out from"

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

“I— fine, yeah, I do have a child…time off??? I mean sure? I really didn’t think that was included in the deal but thank you I guess..please don’t take that time off from my paycheck…I’m broke and something tells me Manepear doesn’t have a stable income either.”

“I swear on my unenchanted mace that I’ve never touched a single person in my whole life…on my mama it didn’t come from me—”

[5waggs5]

"Im nit going to take money out of your paycheck i might be evil but not a monster i feel mostly bad for the kid to be like… you two…"

"Im convinced it came out of you"

[boosfer-the-fakebaiter]

"Congrats on your child" he says in a mocking tone

- @5waggs5

“Ash??? Uhh what child are you talking about, there is no child haha…”

The alien laughs nervously, refusing to make eye contact.

“No child to be seen here sir!”

[5waggs5]

"No.. no.. i know you have a child dont lie to me.. what do you also need some time off now?”

"Also who did it come out from"

[5waggs5]

Ooc//

Yo yo chat one more week of finals then im free and ill lock in and ill rp more and ill draw more

(What delusion does to a person)

[mewteorflower]

does your mugm have paw beans? please tell me he does

also the hs au is super fun! who else is a part of it and can you tell us how they fit into everything?

theyre hard to see because like everything on this guy is hard to see but yes my mugm design does infact have paw beans. THIS is your most evil minecraft player?🤦

honestly I feel like its easier to name who ISNT in the non-mc au. when I say its the sandbox I dump All of my toys into I really mean it. I mean like most of them arent really actual fleshed out characters in my head (for right now atleast) but they are all There. apart from the main pvpsmp group roster (which is currently bliss, ls, and strength. infuse will definitely get added when I... actually get around to watching infuse videos lol) theres also general non-smp pvp (local martial arts/fencing club) and realm (dnd group) aaaandd individuals include evbo (the civilization serieses are his college film projects that he invites his friends to act in) and kww (they dont really have a Thing going on I just like them)

here are various other drawings for non-mc au Ive done I also never posted ^_^

[manepear-the-spear-master]

"When I was 5 years old I had three pet bugs that named as Larry, Terry, and Barry. I thought they were brothers and I had them for like a year. One day when I came back from hunting I saw Terry on the table looking away, I being curious looked for my other bugs, but I could find them, so went to Terry and asked him where the other two was, Terry turned around and he had one of Larry's antennas and one of Barry's leg."

"Terry ate them."

"Me being mad, I turned around and banged randomly on the table, when I banged it, my hand hit someting squishy, I looked back and slowly lift my hand."

"I squished Terry."

"Ever since that I've grown a fear for bugs. Every time I see a bug, it reminds of the squished body of Terry, and his guts splattered around."

"Anyways anyone got a dollar?"

[5waggs5]

// are you okay twin what is this😭💔

[manepear-the-spear-master]

//I have finals coming up bro save me

[5waggs5]

// i have started my finals i have done history im guaranteed cooked

[5waggs5]

what if that was the end of sentence. "you remind me of a" like you remind me of the letter a

"Well if thats what they mena then zhey shpuld have putted the a like this ‘A’"

[manepear-the-spear-master]

"When I was 5 years old I had three pet bugs that named as Larry, Terry, and Barry. I thought they were brothers and I had them for like a year. One day when I came back from hunting I saw Terry on the table looking away, I being curious looked for my other bugs, but I could find them, so went to Terry and asked him where the other two was, Terry turned around and he had one of Larry's antennas and one of Barry's leg."

"Terry ate them."

"Me being mad, I turned around and banged randomly on the table, when I banged it, my hand hit someting squishy, I looked back and slowly lift my hand."

"I squished Terry."

"Ever since that I've grown a fear for bugs. Every time I see a bug, it reminds of the squished body of Terry, and his guts splattered around."

"Anyways anyone got a dollar?"

[5waggs5]

// are you okay twin what is this😭💔