What is the most heterosexual thing you have ever seen?
My parents in their loving and supportive marriage where they value each other as equals and love and support their children unconditionally.
Me and my friend took a shower in a huge shower with two shower heads like 8 feet apart and somehow my soapy weiner managed to slip slide across his soapy soft ass butt cheek and I didn’t even get hard....... until like two weeks later. That’s pretty hetero.













