ASS•BOY

follow me to die instantly

[siliconcat]

[i-am-a-fish]

it's 11:53, did you know you are so handsome

[leaderofthechildrenofthecreature]

Erm acshully itshs 8:53

[i-am-a-fish]

I have sent an unfathomable amount of locusts to your home

[fishiesgarden]

my grandmas dawg

[jadejetts]

heres what your grandmas dog wold look like. if they were a trail of ant

[fishiesgarden]

im getting sick of this.

[beary-good-finds]

🐈 Vintage animal stickers by Hallmark Cards 🐈

[infinite-arson]

Grisps him

[i-am-a-fish]

yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

[whale-shark-detector]

Whale shark not detected (｡•́︿•̀｡)

[i-am-a-fish]

yuri and yaoi and whale shark are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

[whale-shark-detector]

Whale shark detected! Yippie

Thank you fish :3

[jerkeline]

[unsubconscious]

“There is no other home”, Soviet poster, 1986.

[myheartis4him-deactivated202207]

for god so loved the world that he freaked it

[sandmandaddy69]

[qualitysigns]

Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[aestrologist]

<3

[i-am-a-fish]

I am going to do nothing for the rest of the day. this is my promise to you.

I have made a list of allowed activities:

• relaxing

• laying down

• sitting

• beatboxing (quietly to myself) (but I will keep it to a minimum)

[moonthesilly]

You beatbox as loud as you want, fish :]

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm sorry guys i fucked up real bad :(

I put on my wizard outfit and visited my friend at work which was not on the list of allowed activities

[curlicuecal]

what if instead of having a fake name for internet personal-life purposes we could have a fake name for professional work-life purposes

[curlicuecal]

fantasy culture where you have a different name for every role in your life and a true name that is extremely secret

[curlicuecal]

you don't get to know all of me

it's tuesday you only get to know sara

[curlicuecal]

you understand me to my soul

[curlicuecal]

Honestly all the notes on this have been so good, here's a few of my favorites

[cocomeeker]

Does anyone else remember playing music in Windows Media Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours

[kermitlesbian]

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

[kermitlesbian]

[naamahdarling]

I never thought I would live to see a "your mom" joke that doesn't degrade their mom.

[jisuto]

[niidsch]

Nintendogs Chihuahua & Friends (2005)

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

I see the neurodivergent girlies are enjoying this