Melon Collie and the Infinite Arson.

A blog for two special idiot cats, Infinite and Arson.

[infinite-arson]

It's his birthday today.

He's two. Double the age he used to be...

[infinite-arson]

And you should, too!

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People love to celebrate Arson. Good for him.

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Remember to click to protect him.

Likes charge, reblogs cast.

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GUYS HE'S BEING RECOGNIZED IN THE WORKPLACE!!!!!

[infinite-arson]

I hope so.

I love him.

[infinite-arson]

Huh??

Did you see that shit?

[infinite-arson]

Waiting patiently to steal your steak deenor

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This photo is worth $11.40 USD

[infinite-arson]

Seasons Greasons

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"Hey bro, smell my tail."

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Like to give this boy a nose boop.

Reblog to give him the world.

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One year of Infinite and Arson 🎉🎉🎉

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I love you, dresser.

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ªªªaaa

AAAAAAAAA

[infinite-arson]

He tastes like oranges.

[infinite-arson]

When you are polite and also handsome and also precious and also named after a crime and also adorable.

[infinite-arson]

One like = one smooch on his little head

One reblog = granting him access to the nuclear launch codes

[0112lung]

oh hey my grandma has one of those. i heard u need two ppl to do the launch anyway so ..

[infinite-arson]

He will accept the assist.

But frankly I do not think either of them know what numbers are.

[rickybabyboy]

whay are numbers?

[anentirevaporeon]

i have one of those too! him name peaches

[infinite-arson]

All orange cats get the launch codes. That's the law now.

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I paid these cats to stare at gay people.

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Do you like his shrimp form scratching style?

🦐🦐🦐

[infinite-arson]

The gentlest he's ever looked.