Ten Crystal Commandments
sir-cloud-king:
Besat before you are the basic laws and rules set forth by our GodCooks. All whom tweaks, use to guide you to a blissful high.
Spread them, and Live by them.
Thou shall buy a proper pipe and thou shall never use foil or light-bulbs or homemade contraptions. **EDIT** (unless properaly made, with safe, and creative design, to enhance the enjoyment of dope, in a safe, and proper manner)
Thou shall learn how to use thy pipe and thou shall never put thy flame on thy pipe.
Thou shall buy another pipe for thy friends who have erred and can not smoke thy pipe correctly
Thou shall have class and not wipe thy pipe on thy clothing nor sheets
Thou shall stay away from electronics lest thee get stuck
Thou shall avoid thy mirror and stop picking thy face
Thou shall forget about smoking the garbage thy scraped from thy pipe. No matter how long it took thee.
Thou shall leave thy dealer alone and talk to the shadow people when bored.
Thou shall never get thy friend tweaked for the first time and leave thee alone. **EDIT** (If this commandment is broke, the responsibility of teaching safe, tweaking practices must be taught, and the person being taught but be looked after unil sobriety. Shall, you and this friend have a falling out, you must continue to keep a watchful eye of the well being of the monster you may have created.)
Thou shall invest in lubrication, lighters, Gatorade, deodorant, and cleaning supplies.
EDITED for improvements. DM me if this needs further clarification
