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[6pcnuggetmeal]

i came back to reblog chain chomp audio

[garoumarkofthewolves]

Visit Original Link

[bromojumbo]

Visit Original Link

[boringchrist]

[lifehacksthatwork]

Just a family of bears chilling in a pool.

[destinyrush]

Almost scrolled past this cause my ass thought it was that “two bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart” vine

[besweetbyjapanesebreakfast]

today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car

[thefeelofavideogame]

a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

reblog if ur a striminal

[witchbltch-deactivated20240101]

[dinuguan]

[theproblematicblogger]

once I found a dildo in my mom's sock drawer while I was looking for money so I borrowed it and it was a pretty good ride, kinda thicker than what I'm used to but anyway when I was finished I was cleaning it off and there was something etched into the side near the base , turns out it was the name of one of those services that makes custom printed dildos of real life dicks and I've been too scared to even think about whose it was but it was probably my dads!!!!!! I shoved my dad's dick up my ass

Alright I’m tapping out

[jikooksgirl]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BU0ZIsbFfT_/

[angelsfilth]

[glitteryheaux]

Idol: fucks up* Someone: he didn’t know any better my baby! Idol: is a grown ass man*

[lovemysub-deactivated20250527]

Breaking news:

Girls actually love nice guys, it’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are.

[nobungholesambition]

I find this really hard to believe, as every time I’m interested in a girl she ends up with an asshole and I end up friendzoned or worse.

[lovemysub-deactivated20250527]

Imagine being the *exact* type of guy a post was aimed at, but somehow remaining blissfully unaware of that fact…

[yu-taeil]

sm: kaistal broke up

yg: top is a druggy

jyp: …jackson we can’t fall behind, i need you to kill someone.

[vijolyne]

this post really predicted the downfall of jackson 💀💀💀

[goldenchlid]

it’s so transparent (esp if u like kpop/kdramas) how most of the aesthetic posts yall reblog are of east asian people/food/places/etc ur literally out here using these people and their cultures as ur aesthetic

[fatenumberfor]

Why are you all so fuckin weird about liking kpop you really dont have to have cheesy ass fetish urls like korean-paradise or hangul-aesthetic or asianmenruinedmylife with titles and descriptions like “I’ve fallen in love with 7 perfect korean men” cut that shit out it’s embarrassing