[spice-vanilla-on-hiatus]

They were just normal guys, but terrible, terrible dancers.

[neckkiss]

“Happiness is only real when shared”

[neckkiss]

Hell is other people.

Jean-Paul Sartre (via neckkiss)

[yodiscrepo]

[awed-frog]

flirting in the 21st century

[oui-sie-deactivated20250903]

Me, a bisexual:

[mjalti]

me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace

me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building

[stability]

[paze]

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]

please may i have some coochie

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]

[onlinepunk]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[lopmon]

[adrianshidden]

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

[a-creepy-weirdo-has]

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

[adrianshidden]

how is that racist

[peachraptor]

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

[funny-humor-haha-blog]

reading bro, do u even

[vimtos]

good night everyone except all the toxic people throughout my life who made me doubt my self-worth and took advantage of my kindness and patience

[weirdlandtv]

[froggycait]

when people promise you things youre really excited about but never go through with it

[safe-to-say-fuck-off]

I want to kiss each of your imperfections and show you that they are what makes you beautiful.