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Graweedy Falls
literally have had this queued for a year
In honor of the holiday
Y’all gonna just forget Nichijoint like that?
This is the only obnoxious weed joke post I’ll post all 4/20 but some of these are legitimately funny
*my own funeral* me: mom can i stay in the car lol
writing something without autocorrect
“You dont look ace.” ??? ??? ?????????? ? ??? what does an asexual person look like???? ??
The number of times I have been delighted by witty banter only to find out later that I was “Flirting” is both unfortunate and disappointing.
“haha so what about that guy, huh?”
Me: what about him
“Well you seemed super into him”
Me: what why
“…dude you were flirting all night”
Me:
Me: Whoms't™™
I found out several of my female coworkers were planning on trying to get our male coworker to ask me out because “You guys kept flirting” but I was like “We were literally just goofing around. Like we literally just told jokes to each other. Literally just stuff that friends do, the same stuff you and I do.” I was definitely 100% NOT flirting but everyone thought I was
“You were laughing at everything TJ did!”
“He paper clipped a banana to the ceiling, Isabelle. That’s fucking bonkers”
Ignore the squawk’n and keep on rock’n.
The Ultimate Pros Of Having a Girlfriend List
(feel free to add to this so we can make it the ultimate ultimate list)
Girls are cute af
Soft hands = nice to hold
You get to kiss a girl
Free Hugs
Girls smell nice
Makes a nice pillow
Someone to talk to about everything
Steal their hoodies
Goodmorning and Goodnight messages
Random displays of affection
Linking fingers under a table
Someone to share gay memes with
You can plan cute dates together
Go on said cute dates
Honestly any date big or small is awesome
Watching films together
Double wardrobe
i’m gonna make a movie where two normal ladies fall in love. everything’s chill, no age gap, they’re both out of the closet, their families love them, everything’s fine. the catch is that one lady has a cat and the other lady never figured out what the cat’s name was cause the Owner Lesbian ALWAYS uses a dumb nickname and now it’s been three years and they’re getting married and it’s too late to just ask
I AM UPSET
Dog does not understand
Idk why this has me screaming
Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.
it’s only a matter of time until we start seeing RIP tumblr compilations on youtube
You kiddos have no idea how groundbreaking this was. Like there’s a reason THE lesbian website for a billion years was called After Ellen. She changed everything.
oh man you know that feeling that’s like kind of an ache right between your heart and your stomach? like nostalgic knowing of pain? that’s how the scared look in Ellen’s eyes makes me feel.
Look at her hand too and how nervous she is. Every gay and lesbian person knows this feeling, because we know there are assumptions and consequences and there’s no telling how someone will react.
And let no one forget that she suffered consequences for this. It wasn’t just a moment of cathartic unburdening and then business as usual.
Right, she lost her first TV show. She worked hard to get up to where she is today.
You can see the moment where she’s like “I can’t just like and make up a name. I can’t just pretend that the person I felt a deep connection with doesn’t exist.”
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