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It always troubles me that socks come attached to a specific partner, but after they go through the laundry, there's never any guarantee that they'll be with that partner again. What if they miss the sock they were paired with, or have a toxic relationship with one of the ones I wear them with? Are socks naturally monogamous? Am I forcing them into a lifestyle they don't approve of?
midwife? don't say that. a wife could never be that.
scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close
Okay guys I have the day off tomorrow so I will totally clean my whole house, finish every book I’m reading, do all the stuff I’ve been putting off, and solve world hunger :) so excited
Bad news guys
The strong as fuck ice mummy attacked?
The strong as fuck ice mummy 😔
Apollo 17 vs Artemis II
Why do they have to be "vs." each other? Why can't two queens from different generations just have an unhealthy, subtextually sexual fascination with each other?
i trapped a population of elephants in an unpleasant cage which was itself encaged in a pleasant cage. the only way for the population to escape to the pleasant cage? to reproduce, and to have the calves leave the unpleasant cage while they are still small enough to fit through the bars, get separated from their parents when they grow too big to fit through the bars, and then breed in the pleasant cage
The conclusion of my experiment? That would be pretty fucked up
All gays will go to hellsite
What if in hellsite but not gay
NO!
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Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle
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*record scratch* Yup. That's me. You're probably wondering how I wound up in this situation. Well, it all starts about three weeks back, when my friend, Alice, came up with a surefire plan to make a little quick ca-
*second louder record scratch* Yup, that's also me. You're probably wondering how I ended up narrating the story you're watching. The first person non-diegetic narrative is a technique that dates back to the earliest talkies. Pioneering directors drew on audio storytelling techniques such as radio, to inform how they would display the interior life of their charac-
*third even louder record scratch* Yup. That's once again me. You're probably wondering how I ended up commenting on the cinematic techniques used in the movie. From the earliest days of storytelling, authors have infused the metafictional perspective of the audience and narrator into their works, creating precursors to what we now think of as postmodernism. There was, however, an explosion of this work in the twentieth century, establishing it as an accepted mainstay of the artistic-
*ear-splitting, unlistenable record scratch* Yup. Even that is me. You're probably wondering how I'm explaining the literary context of the cinematic context of the literal context of what's going on. Internet humor has often relied on memetic repetition and variation. Recognizable pieces of culture, or tropes, are blended together and exaggerated in order to entertain the audi-
*physically painful, prolonged record scratch followed by vague murmurs from a voice your deafened ears can no longer make out*
In Godzilla vs. Kong (2021), Godzilla ultimately defeats King Kong before they have to team up to face Mechagodzilla. However, in King Kong vs Godzilla (1962), it's King Kong who emerges victorious, suggesting that the two monsters are on essentially equal footing. We can safely conclude, therefore, that Bad, Bad Leroy Brown could defeat Godzilla
Once again, we learn that the true King of the Monsters is humans
I'm trying a new productivity hack 💪 where when I have things that are stressing me out 😳 , instead of not doing them 🚫, I do them 💯
Working great so far! 😊
Problem! 😮 More things! 😭
Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.
number theory* diagram
these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg
imagine if that's the date it finally happens
Lincoln Logs were invented in 1916 by John Lloyd Wright, the son of Franky Lloyd Wright. While being born in a log cabin was an important part of Abraham Lincoln's mythos even during his life, it's still very unlikely that "The Lincoln Log" would have occurred to him as a name for his penis
Abraham Lincoln was 56 years old at the time of his death. We can at least take some solace in the fact that even without John Wilkes Booth, he probably would not have survived long enough to make that joke
I'm off to the grocery store; just gonna dig two graves first for... no reason!
It's actually not a revenge thing. I'm just bad at buying groceries
I think you inevitably post worse if you have a selfie as your avatar, not because you feel more personally attached, but because the Awareness of a Funny Mask Effect cannot be at play
This is why I post from a real picture of myself, the Dark Magician Girl from Yu-Gi-Oh. If I used a cartoon avatar, I'd be too funny and powerful