fuel the pyre of your enemies

[thirst]

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[bromeggeddon-deactivated2019112]

“Hal, did you really get dismembered just to become a cyborg?” Yeah. What’s good.

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[8eyed6armed]

@damithal DAMI!

[8eyed6armed]

so. i leave for a month and my baby’s a werewolf.

[8eyed6armed]

There’s Nothing He Can Do Now.

[8eyed6armed]

don’t tell hal but i am making a cake. Celebration of,,,, something!

[8eyed6armed]

i’m going to take care of hal until my arms fall off. what the fuck.

[bromeggeddon-deactivated2019112]

I’m the only one allowed to lose an arm.

[8eyed6armed]

you’ve never been the one allowed to lose an arm, as far as i can recall. i’m the one taking care of you right now.

[8eyed6armed]

i’m going to take care of hal until my arms fall off. what the fuck.

[bromeggeddon-deactivated2019112]

So. Hey. I’m no longer human.

[8eyed6armed]

[8eyed6armed]

weird, funky, basil pesto time.

[bromeggeddon-deactivated2019112]

Spider wife.

[8eyed6armed]

[expertcosmotips]

cosmo tip #818

leave me alone

[catasters]

[decatris]

[573p5]

[8eyed6armed]

Babe what does that mean.

oh, you know. you’re baby.

[centrodamor]