Them's the 8r8ks

My name is Vriska, otherwise known as 8's, and I'm kiiiiiiiind of a 8ig deal. Or I was, until I realized that there are cooler things to 8e the 8est at than 8logging. -- Magic Anon/Current Status: None. 44/888 Couches Destroyed

[8tastic]

I didn’t end that awful comic to receive this kind of halfassed treatment!!!!!!!! I’m out of here. 

[centaursprostate]

D –> Though you are worse than me by only a meager amount

D –> It is abhorrent to take orders from you and listen to your boasting

D –> Though a friendly suggestion is not entirely prohibited 

[8tastic]

While I admire your dedic8tion to Alternia’s wonderful hierarchy, I’m wondering if I shouldn’t 8e afforded some extra privileges here on account of my aforementioned godhood?  

The point here iiiiiiiis, you should pro8a8ly just lighten up a little and appreci8 8eing here for my elusive 8i-sweeply appearance. 

[centaursprostate]

D –> I really think you should cease talking to me like that

D –> Its

D –> Disturbing

D –> And, uh, scandalous 

[8tastic]

What’s a little friendly 8anter 8etween pals? There is nothing distur8ing to 8e found here, and I am in turn distur8ed 8y these accus8tions! ::::(

[centaursprostate]

D –> Ok

D –> But with the knowledge I have gathered

D –> From these many incarnations of ourselves

D –> Aren’t you a%ually a god of the internet

D –> Though I confess to my limited understanding of such perple%ing intricacies

D –> I am more than willing to debate semanti%

[8tastic]

It’s good that you’re prepared. I mean, it was going to happen inevita8ly, so congratul8tions on facing your convers8tional doom like a champ. 

Listen up. I’m a god ON the internet, 8ut I don’t actually have any jurisdiction over anything rel8ted to it. I mean hey, I could 8e wrong here and making myself look like a total dunderhead in front of some legitim8 internet gods, 8ut who knows! 

Until that happens though, I am going to go with the conclusion that I know a liiiiiiiittle 8it more a8out these matters than you, so you should definitely take my word for it. 

[centaursprostate]

8tastic replied to your post:

You have 8een stopped. Not!!!!!!!!

D –> I don’t get it

[8tastic]

The totally nonexistant gods of the internet didn’t deign to give you a second chance and prevent your dou8le post 8lunder. Therefor, you have (not) 8een stopped. 

[vriska69]

Tumblr user @8tastic aka @fomoriglory is probably the worst person u could ever possibly meet

Keep reading

[8tastic]

No it can’t 8e. 

[absylphe]

Well You Have My Trollhandle Should You Need It

You Had Better Not Exceed That 8 Though

It Might Be Bad Luck

[8tastic]

The mention of the possi8ility of 8ad luck is almost worse than str8 up 8ad luck in general. Or it would 8e, if I weren’t such a supremely lucky and fa8ulous 8eing. 

8ut yes, you will a8solutely 8e hearing for me on a less terri8le medium.

That’s all, folks!!!!!!!!

[8tastic]

:D

:::;)

[absylphe]

Your Sentiment Is Sweet

Probably Rude

But Sweet

Have You Been Up To Anything Actually Interesting Or Just Sort Of Lazing About And Existing

[8tastic]

My existence is practically synonymous with interesting, honestly. So much so that people are going to get inordin8ly excited a8out 8 posts, max, just 8ecause they’re from me. 

I would 8e happy to detail my many, maaaaaaaany interesting exploits somewhere that is not here. 

[8tastic]

D --> Pentakill

Jukes so gr8, people will actually think this 8log is going to 8ecome active. 

[absylphe]

How Is Space Going

[8tastic]

It’s going, infin8ly so! Kind of 8 up a8out that, not spectacularly so, 8ut kind of. 

Mostly 8ecause I am downright uncommunic8tive when it comes from you. Everyone else can get wrecked, since they don’t aaaaaaaactually matter. 

[absylphe]

[8tastic]

[centaursprostate]

D –> RIP

[8tastic]

[centaursprostate]

8tastic replied to your post:D –> Hi

8ye.

D –> Did I just encounter a

D –> Phantom

[8tastic]

I don’t know, pro8a8ly. Explaining this away as some sort of paranormal happening is totally logical and not at all a cover-up for the fact that this 8n’t going to 8e happening again. 

[glug-glug-gulp]

don’t think I posted this before…

[morganida]

Vriska with her Mom :::;)

[gears-of-time]