[nanocomputer]

when u finally see that bitch ass mosquito

[dreamiemirage]

Some people need to learn to use the block button instead of constantly engaging with people

[anarcho-dykeism]

advice for both fighting games and social media

[buckykingofmemes]

huge spider in the kitchen. steve and i both tried to jump into eachothers arms to escape, collided in mid air, and both got knocked out. spider vanished. we have to burn the tower down

[8uccaneer]

I swear I still exist. Life is just doing that thing it’s prone to do where it throws everything at you at once, making you unspeaka8le 8usy, after having not thrown a single thing at you.

[valtsv]

sweet caroline,

GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEMED SO GOOD

[rayshippouuchiha]

Dreamed I got into a knife fight with three raccoons outside of a Wendy’s parking lot.

I lost cause I kept screaming “those little hands”.

[rayshippouuchiha]

Dreamed I got chased by a large, multi-headed snake that had mouths full of human teeth instead of fangs.

I got bit a lot cause it had a horrible southern accent and kept saying, “these here are my bitin’ teeth”.

[rayshippouuchiha]

Dreamed I made a living as a Finger Saleswoman™.

Just, I sold fingers.  My own fingers.  I’d cut them off, package them up, and sale them and then they’d grow back.  It was an endless cycle of finger cutting/regrowth.

I had an entire store front filled with my own fingers.  I’m not sure if it was a bakery or like a cell phone store kind of thing but it was an entire storefront/business.

It was, I shit you not, called The Fingerhut.

[rayshippouuchiha]

Dreamed my hair could talk.

You ever been read for filth by your own ass hair?

I have. It was not pleasant.

It had a lot to say about my life choices and, oddly enough, income taxes.

[rayshippouuchiha]

Dreamed I was a preacher overseeing a funeral.

I ended the service by going,

“Rest in Reese Pieces” and upending a 5 gallon bucket of Reese Pieces into the open grave.

[rayshippouuchiha]

Dreamed I ran a shark amusement part.

There were shark attractions, shark themed foods, and even shark petting.

Main attraction was, for some reason, a megalodon.

It … did not end well.

[rayshippouuchiha]

Dreamed Oscar Wilde came to visit me.

He clapped me on the shoulder, went, “ah my good bitch” and then disappeared.

There were rose petals.

I’m pretty sure I was visited by his spirit in my sleep.

[animatedtext]

requested by thotassv

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

I would like to announce that from now on my blog is going to exclusively post really niche memes aimed at pirates

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

This blog is NSFL (not safe for landlubbers)

[memehumor]

I was mauled to death.

[my-name-is-life]

[exactingleverage]

↪The Rashomon Job

[pumpkinleif]

Not gonna lie, one of my favorite parts about writing urban fantasy is determining how and where the fantasy meshes in with reality.

Like, I’m not saying Freddie Mercury WAS a siren, but have you ever heard anyone NOT sing along to Bohemian Rhapsody?

I rest my case.

[obviousplant]

Types of tea

[rpgsandbox]

[stenka-razin]

Pour yourself a glass from the Probability Pitcher.

[dimbosama-deactivated20251005]

Take a fucking sip for initiative, babes

[8uccaneer]

Someone has their greedy little hands in the rations.

[homestuckbot413]

WORST CASE SCENARRIO HAS EMERGED: Mindfang is already here

[black-maria]