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Keith: Shiro’s my boyfriend! I’ve said it like a hundred times, and it still sounds weird.

Pidge: Well anything sounds weird when you say it 100 times.

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Shiro: Your smile? It makes my day.

Keith: Your happiness? I live for that.

Lance: Hotel? Trivago.

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Keith, frustrated: Fuck everything!

Shiro: You know it might be simpler to just fuck me.

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Shiro, seeing Keith in his BoM suit: That suit is really working for you.

Keith: Yeah?

Shiro: It’s working for me, too.

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Shiro: Hey, what do you want for dinner tonight?

Keith: Your dick.

Keith: Your pick.

Keith: Sorry, damn auto correct.

Shiro: This is a verbal conversation.

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Keith: I need motivation not to kill anyone today.

Shiro: I can’t fuck you if you’re in prison.

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Shiro: Keith…

[Keith staring at him]

Keith, snapping out of his fantasy: Okay, I’m back.

[Shiro goes to put on his t-shirt]

Keith: Oh you don’t have to get dressed up for me.

[Shiro looking at him]

Keith: Fine. But I liked what I saw.

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Keith: I’m in the mood to ride something.

Lance: Well you could always take Black and-

Keith: Shiro. I wanna ride Shiro.

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Shiro: I can’t wait to see you. I’m just going to tell the team that I’m doing laundry for a couple hours.

Keith: Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname?

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Shiro: No one was supposed to see us kissing!

Matt: Oh, is that why you and Keith did it in the secret hallway where no one ever goes?

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Shiro: I would have you right here, on this desk, until you begged for mercy twice.

Keith: I’ve never begged for mercy in my life.

Shiro: Twice.

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Keith, after breaking the bed while having sex: I’m sorry. I’ll get you a new one.

Shiro: A bed or a penis?

Keith: Both.

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Sam, looking at Shiro and Keith: If I may, you two make an adorable couple.

Shiro, blushing: Oh, we’re not a… I mean, we’re not…

Sam, mimicking Shiro: 'We’re not a… I mean we’re not a…' blah, blah, blah, I never lie!

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Keith: I am a guy like any other.

Shiro: Oh no, you’re quite unlike any man I’ve ever met.

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Shiro: How do I ask Keith out?

Matt: Roses are red, violets are blue. Guess what, my bed has room for two.

Shiro: Oh god, no.

Pidge: Twinkle, twinkle, little star. We can do it in the car.

Shiro: Please stop.

Lance: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.

Shiro: No!