[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

one of my favorite phrases is ‘that’s a problem for future me’ because it combines two of my favorite things, mild humor and intense, panic inducing procrastination 

[beepilot]

remember when hey soul sister was on the radio and life didn’t suck ass

[animalsnaps]

i’m that gf who’s your #1 fan to literally everything you do from sports, to working @ your job, to passing your test like YES THATS MY BABY

@therelatabletexts (via therelatabletexts)

[turnon]

mom: wash the dishes me: what is this… internalized sexism..,..

[shysmitchell]

[legalwifi]

how awesome it would be if you could forget what you remember from a movie so you can rewatch it again and feel the same emotions you got the first time

[lord-parody]

[leyla35-deactivated20180706]

[sandandglass]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

college professor: i’m rejecting your evolutionary biology thesis me: wtf why dude college professor: you added “(lmao)” every time you mentioned the species Homo Erectus

[buspir-deactivated20230127]

stop 👏 making 👏 students 👏 believe 👏 they 👏 need 👏 to 👏 be 👏 in 👏 the 👏 top 👏 of 👏 their 👏 class 👏 and 👏 have 👏 a 👏 4.0 👏 in 👏 order 👏 for 👏 them 👏 to 👏 be 👏 accepted 👏 into 👏 college

[ot3-old]

like i love pomegranates but eating them is such an ordeal. ya gotta like. clear your schedule. gotta make it an Event. tomorrow at 2:00 pm im gonna eat this pomegranate. it ain’t just on the fly.

[wintersoldeirs]

when you see a person smile and it’s like……holy shit…….what is this magic…………please do that again

[aquacitys]

academic success is not the most important thing in my life, i tell myself as i’m having a breakdown because of academic success, the most important thing in my life

[whitney-hayes]

[urbanrealism]

[mentallyillfuck]

Am I cute? No. But do I have a nice personality? Also no