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I strive as to look like a mean girl, but act like a nice girl.

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Fucking. Boomers.

This one is for the hippocritical boomers that enforce old world views but lack common day kindness to accompany those views.

Let’s talk about: “Ladies First”

I went to a little pancake house I like to have breakfast at, by myself. I was sat maybe 5 minutes after a male Vietnam veteran (only disclosing to show age, he was wearing a hat) and his wife. Apparently they ordered coffee before me. The man thought it appropriate to yell at our waitress, that MY coffee was for him because he ordered first, as she sat the cup down on my table. Of course she was bringing his next, I am a “regular” and I always get coffee. They already knew what creamer I wanted.

I’m mad that this man thought it was acceptable to yell at a woman that wasn’t serving him to his liking. I’m mad that people like him will say ladies first but when it effects him: he comes first.

The good news is is that his health is obviously bad. So maybe he’ll die soon. Lol 😂

Remember, Jesus is always watching you.

Word to the wise: always keep a g of 🍃💨 for a particular shitty day.

I’ve been having financial issues and unable to afford my herbs. I remembered I had set aside some for a rainy day. And today I almost cried at work like 10 times lol.

Also: keep a stash of candy too.

💖 I love you beautiful humans 💖

Hoppy Easter 🐇

Yo this video is so f’ing cool.

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Love u guys 💖

Happy St. Patty’s 💚💚💚

Don’t forget your green! 😏

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Word to the wise: masturbate b4 texting your ex.

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Literally wearing high waisted shorts rn that are VERY short and I had a piece of a moonrock pop out of my bowl and burn my inner thigh almost my coochie

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I like = 1 prayer for my coochie