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[ratatosk777]

lacenet or subway sandwich. Choose wisely

im hungry

-for lacenet!!!!!!!!

[97cr0wsinatrenchcoat]

That's such a hard question. I love subway but I definitely love women more

[pukicho]

I have animalized you. Now, roam free:

[97cr0wsinatrenchcoat]

Thank you so much

[97cr0wsinatrenchcoat]

In the shower re-thinking my life listening to Will Wood again. Everything smells of rot and I didn't eat yesterday or the day before. I'll be fine.

[edgebug]

Toronto I am in you

[strange-aeons]

[97cr0wsinatrenchcoat]

Woah, there are two now?

[97cr0wsinatrenchcoat]

Newly single. Where to complain?

[97cr0wsinatrenchcoat]

At some point when describing my issues I'll finally articulate them correctly and everyone will ask why I didn't tell them sooner and everything will be okay and they'll actually understand.

[northirish]

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

[northirish]

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

[northirish]

Bottom scientists as well

[97cr0wsinatrenchcoat]

S-S-Switch scientists too r-right?

[97cr0wsinatrenchcoat]

The reason misandry isn't real is because women are better.

There are so many other reasons but those ones aren't as funny

[97cr0wsinatrenchcoat]

"Babe what's wrong You've barely touched your girled grilled cheese" I say to my soon to be girlfriend my heart filled with evil and misandry.

[97cr0wsinatrenchcoat]

Mmhnghf~ the way you pull the paper towel out of the dispenser in a way as not to damage it. And simultaneously assuring you don't pull out an additional un-needed paper towel. So gentle yet rough a balance so sought after. Now I understand why

[97cr0wsinatrenchcoat]

Life is significantly better when your friends are indifferent to whether or not you have romantic feelings for them.

[97cr0wsinatrenchcoat]

Too many people I know are straight. Some of you have to be lying.

[97cr0wsinatrenchcoat]

Call me whore the way I babble on.

Send post

[97cr0wsinatrenchcoat]

*grabs your balls and yells fushigi*

[97cr0wsinatrenchcoat]

Daytime: I hate my life :<

Nighttime: I hate my life. I am jorking it :>

[97cr0wsinatrenchcoat]

Straight friend group: *Arthur* *Jean* *Peter* *Thomas*

Gay friend group: *Tod* *William* *Sophia* *Phillip*

[the-muppet-joker]

one time like two years ago this kid at my school was telling everybody about muppet joker, and explained to me all the lore, and then started handing out fliers of muppet joker and signing them like she was the muppet joker. I was super into it, I thought she had made the whole thing up but I thought it was hilarious.

yesterday I found this blog

That's hilarious and everyone needs to start doing this. Everyone in real life can claim to be Muppet Joker. And when everyone's Muppet Joker... Heh. No one will be.

[97cr0wsinatrenchcoat]

On it boss