Teddy's Nonsense

I occasionally post drawings of mine, but mostly I just do a lot of liking of high quality artwork & memes. (mostly memes)

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A hexafusion of the new Gen 10 starters,

Requested by @somethingtojustfar

Feel free to request your own Pokéfusions, & I'll add them to my to-do list.

(Below are the individual fusions)

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A randomized Flaaffy x Roggenrola fusion.

Found in the badlands (or should I say.. ba-a-a-adlands 😜), they graze on sand & pebbles as if they were grass & flowers. With little other defensive measures, the gem on its tail is capable of generating large amounts of electricity, similar to those found in the Chargestone Cave in Unova. When threatened, they'll send out shockwaves paralyzing anyone within roughly 10 ft. of it, so it may continue grazing in peace.

Feel free to request your own Pokéfusions, & I'll add them to my to-do list.

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A randomized Growlithe x Lanturn fusion.

While they are more or less amphibious - able to live on land & in water - these creatures tend to make their homes & spend most of their time on land, despite having much greater mobility underwater, where they also catch the majority of their food using the flame at the top of their head to lure in prey. Researchers have yet to figure out how the flame is able to continue burning even in the water!

Feel free to request your own Pokéfusions, & I'll add them to my to-do list.

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A randomized Castform x Gallade Fusion.

Due to being constantly picked on by larger Pokémon, they have developed the defensive technique of rotating their floating arms around their body at high speeds. These flying fists can spin so fast, it can even generate enough air to lift them up off the ground, allowing them to hover! (albeit, not very high, nor very long..)

As this is purely for defense against larger Pokémon, they will never actively use this move to attack others ~ it's your own fault if you happen to walk into one of these devastatingly fast punches! Watch out!!

Feel free to request your own Pokéfusions, & I'll add them to my to-do list.

[🔽Alt ver. with no blur🔽]

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A hand-picked Furret x Togedemaru fusion.

..for no other reason than they're both super cuties, & combining them could only lead to maximum cuteness! 😍

(I'd say 'mission accomplished'. It turned out to be quite cute, I think!)

With super sleek & soft fur covering their whole body, trainers will be temped to pet & snuggle with these little cuties all day, rather than battling with them. But be cautious of their razor-sharp spines: which normally only pop up when they feel threatened, but they can still be dangerous when you pet them incorrectly!

Feel free to request your own Pokéfusions, & I'll add them to my to-do list.

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A randomized Porygon x Magcargo fusion.

(I couldn't be bothered to actually make sure this drawing was "accurate" to how a 3D model would really look... I'm sure if this were to be a real 3D model, it would look WAY different to how my 2D interpretation of a 3D model looks. But hey, it still gets the point across.)

[Anyway, the looooore - ]

Born from an unknown computer error, it wanders slowly across cyberspace, unknowingly creating firewalls where they don't belong anywhere it roams. Thankfully, because it travels so slowly, it is very easy to keep track of & disengage the firewalls it leaves in its wake before they can cause any problems for the average internet user.

Feel free to request your own Pokéfusions, & I'll add them to my to-do list.

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A randomized Crobat x Flygon fusion.

(2 Pokémon that are quite high on my favorites list!

Good job randomizer! 👏)

With their large vivid wings, they soar across arid lands spreading fear when ground-dwelling Pokémon look up to see what appears to be a giant pair of menacing eyes flying over them - an even more frightening sight by moonlight!

Their twin tails, which act as a second pair of wings, also serve as threatening false eyes while sleeping upside-down in desert caves.

Feel free to request your own Pokéfusions, & I'll add them to my to-do list.

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A hand-picked Umbreon x Sylveon fusion.

My 2 favorite Eeveelutions, fused! 😁

I've been wanting to do this one for a good while now, & I figured the start of the new year would be as good a time as any. Especially since, for Christmas, I got a stylus & drawing glove to make the drawing process just that much easier (& easier it is!)

Yes, that's right, [to those who follow my art] you may be surprised to learn that for as long as I've been doing digital art, I've been using my finger on an iPad, & now... well I'm still using an iPad, but now I have a stylus! Man! It feels SO much more natural than using my finger, having grown up on good ol' paper & pencil drawing... 😌

Last thing of note: I tend not to take too many artistic liberties when making these fusions, however with this one, I did decide to give the bows & ribbons a moon aesthetic, to represent Umbreon, despite Umbreon not physically having any moon motifs on it.

Feel free to request your own Pokéfusions, & I'll add them to my to-do list.

Also, I did a shiny version, cuz I absolutely adore the shinies of both of the original Mons! So I couldn't resist! 🤩

(& I gotta say, I also like this one way more than the original!)

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Yo! Did Pokemon Go just leak a new Dugtrio evolution?! 😲

What do you suppose it's called? 🤔

Dugquartet? 😅

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A triple fusion of:

Miltank x Gardevoir x Toxel,

Requested by "coolchildsworld"

It has a strong sense of waht emotions others are feeling, & it gains more power the more positive emotions are emanating nearby. So it aims to make others around it happier, despite itself being in a negative mood most of the time. & it chooses to do so by dance. If it can make at least 1 happier each day, it can go about its day satisfied. However, should it's dancing ever causes any negative emotions in others, it'll become disheartened & reclusive, going into a state of emotional emptiness for nearly a whole week!

Feel free to request your own Pokéfusions, & I'll add them to my to-do list.

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A Togetic x Lickilicky x Bunnelby Hexafusion, requested by "storymakinggoods" (yet again!)

~ each individual fusion can be found below, complete with their own short bios.

Feel free to request your own Pokéfusions, & I'll add them to my to-do list.

Togetic x Lickilicky:

- These creature are know for their huge appetites. The only thing they enjoy more than food is making others happy. If they see another wild Pokémon who's hungry, they will gladly give up their own food to help them out. The happiness of others is more important to them then their own endless hunger.

Lickilicky x Bunnelby:

- They were once extreme pests to people's gardens, digging & eating all the produce from underneath. Eventually people realized they could be useful for tilling & cultivating their gardens because of their amazing digging skills - & they discovered that if they voluntarily offered up a portion if their produce, these mons would gladly off their digging services. Anything for a free snack!

Togetic x Bunnelby:

- Being able to burrow and fly, it does a fun trick where it leaps from hole to hole (kinda like those funny fountains at water parks!) as a way to entertain children & young Pokémon, because making people laugh & smile is what it lives for.

[Idk, I was kinda at a loss on this one...😖]

Togetic x Lickilicky x Bunnelby:

- With elements from each of the previous fusions, this creature loves to dig, eat, & most of all, create joy in the lives of others around them! They make for great household pets due to their help in home-gardens & how good they are with kids. (Despite needing to be fed an especially large amount of food!)

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A quadruple fusion of:

Miltank x Stunky x Toxel x Pawmi,

requested by "storymakinggoods" (again)

These critters hang around farmlands, & they can either be a farmers best friend or worst nightmare, depending on how they're recieved when they first appear. If a farmer treats them like a pest & angrily chases them away, they'll grow enraged & dash through the farm, leaving behind a trail of horrible stench that can make livestock sick & crops wither. Conversely, if a farmer stays calm & welcomes them in, they'll become so overwhelmed with happiness that they'll actually be of great assistance to the farm by secreting a rather pleasant aroma that has the ability to help rejuvenate the livestock & fertilize crops. It all depends on their mood & how they're treated by humans ~ let this be a warning to all who come across them!

Feel free to request your own Pokéfusions, & I'll add them to my to-do list.

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Could you fuse Doduo and Bonsly?

It would be kinda fun to fuse mons from the same line, but.. I'm not too sure about doing so for these randomly generated ones. I may consider it for ones that I feel passionately about. (Either ones I hand pick, or random ones that turn out really really good.)

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A randomized Dodrio x Sudowoodo fusion.

Like regular Sudowoodo, they try to disguise themselves as real plants, but in this case, they hide in more domestic areas as potted plants. If they're discovered & feel threatened, they'll pop their legs out of their pot & sprint away at surprisingly high speeds, comparable to those of regular Dodrio.

Feel free to request your own Pokéfusions, & I'll add them to my to-do list.

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Talk about Deviled Eggs! 😈

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A Smoochum x Scorbunny x Toxel HEXAFUSION, Requested by "storymakinggoods"

~ The individual fusions that went into this Hexafusion, complete with short bios, are found below.

Feel free to request your own Pokéfusions, & I'll add them to my to-do list.

Smoochum x Scorbunny:

- These little fellas are very friendly, & like to run around the woodland areas where they live, using twigs, leaves, & berries to 'dress up' or 'beautify' other small woodland Pokémon, as though they were applying makeup & running their own little fashion shows.

Scorbunny x Toxel

- These scamps are known for their extremely short tempers, & you do NOT want to be around when they throw a tantrum! When they cry, the flames on their head will grow to be extremely hot & begin spewing out searing hot ambers like a sparkler!

Smoochum x Toxel

- These little ones always seem to have a sour attitude about everything. They'll turn down any opportunity for social interaction, as they're much more comfortable being left alone. (Relatable amirite?) But with enough time & a strong enough bond, they can really open up to a trainer that they've made a good connection with.

Smoochum x Scorbunny x Toxel

- With attributes of all it's other components: They have a generally laid back nature & will tend to just go along with whatever's happening around them. They're open to engaging in social activity with other Pokémon & trainers, even if their face doesn't show it.. But, do anything to get on their bad side, & they'll hold a strong grudge and will go into hiding, shutting themselves out from everyone around them. To an outsider, that may seem like overreaction, but in reality they do this to protect others from the fiery rage they go into ~ they may look cute & harmless, but they can cause some serious havoc when they've been crossed ~ & they know it!

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What is this, some kinda beta Glaceon design??