* and dried up her cocoon.

muffet of undertale private and selective. established february 8th, 2016. written by rachel

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hashtag follow me @mashstyx

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hell is leaving a fandom for a year and coming back to see familiar faces.

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HEY DORKS  !  this is a rebooted muffet from undertale. previously monetvry. give this a like and/or reblog if you’d be interested in interacting,  and i’ll check you out !

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ursapine:

          the pines have something of a bad history with spider ladies, though dipper is sure his grunkle would get along with this one a bit better than the last one.   ❝ it looks delicious, really, but I’m just trying to find my way OUT of here, if you could help me with that. ❞          @9999g / ♥

            OFFENCE OVER REFUSED PASTRY  turns new leaf to amusement at his request.  ❛  —- get out?  ❜ she repeats,  piercing giggle erupting from fanged lips.  what a joke !!    ❛  of here,  is through my cavern to the hotlands,  but beyond there  .  .  .  every fallen human thus far has been mercilessly slaughtered!  ❜

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redsatinsheets:

you know what’s sad? the fact that im too good for any man i will ever meet. tragic.

[petite-pumpkin]

You can’t buy genocide Muffet. What would a Muffet genocide fight be even like?

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Finally managed to actually finish something using the cintiq.

Feat. the roleswap AU by @petite-pumpkin

You feel like you’re going to have a bad tea time.

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nick-avallone:

my kink is seeing money go into my bank account

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WHAT ELEMENT ARE YOU.

your element is FIRE.

you are passionate, strong and bold. your determination and vision are who you are to the core and you won't let anyone influence you otherwise. you're independent and responsive when need be. you are a bit brash, and sharp tongued. you could stand to be a little less selfish when dealing with others and trying to find the more calm or peaceful approach to things rather than what gives the most 'drama'. aside from that you are seen as a respectable source. you are often misunderstood and few seem to be willing to get to know you past your flame. but you are fiercely loyal to those whom you deem fit to your morals.

tagged by: @pxcifrisktic​ tagging: anyone who would like to!

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            ❛  SOUL-SHAPED SPIDER DONUTS ARE OFFICIALLY FOR SALE !  buy one for your special somebody before they run out,  now only 9998g !  ❜

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REPOST, DO NOT REBLOG!

YOUR STEREOTYPICALLY MASCULINE SIDE

you love hoodies. you love shorts.  dogs are better than cats. it’s hilarious when people get hurt.  shopping is torture.  sad movies suck. you own a car racing game. you played with hot wheels cars as a kid. at some point in time you wanted to be a fire fighter. you owned a ds, ps2, n64, or sega. you used to be obsessed with power rangers.  you have watched sports on tv.  gory movies are cool.  you go to your dad for advice.  you own like a trillion baseball caps. you used to collect hockey or baseball cards. baggy sweats are cool to wear.  it’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. you love to go crazy and not care what people think.  sports are fun.  you talk with food in your mouth.you sleep with your socks on at night.  you have fished at least once.

YOUR STEREOTYPICALLY FEMININE SIDE

you love to shop.  you wear eyeliner.  you wear the color pink. you go to your mom to talk.  you consider cheerleading a sport.  you hate wearing the color black. you like going to the mall.  you like getting manicures and/or pedicures. you like wearing jewelry. you cried watching the notebook. dresses are a big part of your wardrobe. shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. you don’t like the movie star wars. you are/were in gymnastics. it takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up. you smile a lot more than you should.  you have more than 10 pairs of shoes.  you care about what you look like. you like wearing dresses when you can. you like wearing high heel shoes. you used to play with dolls as little kid. you like putting make-up on others. you like being the star of everything.

APPEARANCE

i am shorter than 5’5”. i have many scars. i tan easily. i wish my hair was a different color. i have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. i have a tattoo. i am self-conscious about my appearance. i’ve had/have braces. i’ve been told i’m attractive by a complete stranger. i have more than two piercings. i have/had piercings in places besides my ears.

EXPERIENCES

i’ve gotten lost in my city. i’ve seen a shooting star. i’ve wished on a shooting star.  i’ve seen a meteor shower. i’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. i’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.  i’ve kicked a guy where it hurts. i’ve been to a casino. i’ve been skydiving. i’ve gone skinny-dipping.  i’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. i’ve crashed a car. i’ve been skiing. i’ve been in a musical. i’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue.  i’ve seen the northern lights. i’ve sat on a rooftop at night.  i’ve played a prank on someone. i’ve ridden in a taxi. i’ve seen the rocky horror picture show.  i’ve eaten sushi.  i’ve been snowboarding.

HONESTY/CRIME

i’ve done something i promised someone else i wouldn’t.  i’ve done something i promised myself i wouldn’t.  i’ve snuck out.  i’ve lied to my parents about where i am.  i’ve cheated while playing a game. i’ve ran a red light.  i’ve witnessed a crime.  i’ve been in a fist fight. i’ve been arrested.

DEATH AND SUICIDE

i’m afraid of dying.  i hate funerals. i’ve seen someone/something dying.  someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide. i’ve written a eulogy for myself.

RANDOM

i can sing well.  stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.  i open up to others easily. i watch the news.  i don’t kill bugs.  i sing in the shower. i am a morning person.  i paid for a cell phone ring tone. i am a sports fanatic.  i twirl/tug on my hair.  i care about grammar. i have “?”’s in my screen name. i’ve copied more than 30 cds in a day.  i bake well.  my favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange. i would wear pajamas to school. i like martha stewart.  i know how to shoot a gun. i laugh at my own jokes.  i eat fast food weekly. i’ve not turned anything in and still got an a in a certain class. i can’t sleep if there is a spider/cockroach in the room. i am ticklish. i love white chocolate. i bite my nails. i’m good at remembering faces.  i’m good at remembering names. i’m good at remembering dates. i honestly have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life.

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mauvesustain:

“muffet,” spoken clearly and calmly, gaze unwavering. Though he tends to favor the baker when it comes to sweets, he is still a well known business man. “i meant no ill will towards you or your business. as someone who would proudly sponsor you, you have nothing to worry about from me. i’m simply giving you a bit of a tip— not everyone is as rich as i am, and won’t be able to afford your pastries. it would be best if you start a little lower than your normal. business will be better that way.”

            ❛  nonsense,  my dear.  what the spider clans need is maximized profits,  not seven or eighteen gold at a time !   ❜  unfortunately,  this doesn’t account for the time spent wasting and waiting for those poor monsters that cannot afford such delicacies.  honestly---she’d be halfway to her goal had she better strategized.  needless to say,  what she lacks in traditional marketing,  she more than makes up for in brute intimidation and threats.  ❛  it would take my poor spiders years to raise the necessary funds.  ❜

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afire-inside:

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000