The fox feels nothing. It’s made of string.

26 // She/Her

[spuckterwolf]

Sighhhhhh... unsurprised.

OG below.

[dawnward-spiral]

I can't remember if I ever mentioned this connection on here before but it kind of makes me feel like I'm on some conspiracy theory shit

Like the Triana -> "emo" phase and then this?? Girl are you just copying girls you want to Be or what

[99gargoyles]

It really fucked me up finding out that Napoleon liked the pussy stinky

[99gargoyles]

Zombie keeps trying to bite my dick off while I gently push him away

[99gargoyles]

Dickk.........and balls 2

[99gargoyles]

Ayy girl you wanna get fongered?

[respectissexy]

I love watching television shows with a huge cultural impact 10-30 years after they air. I watched Buffy in 2014, Mad Men in 2023 and now I'm watching The Sopranos. The twin lures of the OG prestige TV era male antihero and the most famous depiction of psychotherapy in TV history finally got me. I'm almost done Season 2 and I'm deeply obsessed.

Tumblr would have been going insane if it had existed while The Sopranos was airing. Just the fact of how physically affectionate with each other these insanely toxic Italian men are. They are always hugging and kissing each other and stroking each others' faces. The doomed middle-aged man yaoi would have gone insanely hard.

[99gargoyles]

I'm da joker of cocksucking

[99gargoyles]

Deliberately being rude to the cute barista so she spits in my drink

[99gargoyles]

My skirt has no belt loops so I wear my carabiner as an earring

[99gargoyles]

When you pinch my nipple it honks like a clown's nose

[zomz-exe]

girls can be stupid too #feminism

[99gargoyles]

Music is so good, except when it's bad, and even then it's usually good.

[99gargoyles]

Closing the book I'm reading on my dick so I don't lose what page I'm on

[99gargoyles]

To be kicked in the balls once may be regarded as a misfortune; to be kicked in the balls twice looks like carelessness

[99gargoyles]

🎶This dick was made for pissing

And that's just what it'll do

One of these days this dick is gonna

Piss all over you🎵

[99gargoyles]

Holy crap Lois, this is worse than the time I was a chaser