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theyâre onto you haru !!
                       â @renocchi
he keeps a toy bird suspended in the air using a thin piece of string. haru positions it in front of her, maybe a little to close to her face. itâs meant to be used a hypnotizing model but haru knows nothing about it, therefore is horribly failing. âjoin the swim team... you must... join... wait, do you even go to my school...?â
theyâre onto you haru !!
                        â @952012
â um... uh... um... â haru stands there, immovable as he is vigorously ruminating on which sandwich to get. âum... um... uh... hm.... uh...â for a process that only takes a about minute, itâs taking him ten and more since he still hasnât decided, holding up the line behind him. âiâll get the... hm... no...â
theyâre onto you haru !!
                        â  @mellowxhypex
gait slow and steady, haru carelessly walks the streets of seoul with a bag of weed in his pocket. it doesnât even belong to him, his delinquent friend ordered it online and had it delivered to his house to avoid any trouble. as he carried on with his journey to his friendâs house, he unintentionally collides into someone and some how, the bag falls out of his pocket. âsh*t.â
theyâre onto you haru !!
                        â  @dextereuseÂ
he has no idea who she is or where she came from. her story has yet to be revealed to him, but he stares at her intensely for the sole purpose of creeping her out just because heâs bored.
starter call !!
one-liners!
theyâre onto you haru !!
                           â  @mysvmi
on a quest to buy milk, haru trails along a random aisle in his local convenient store. not a single carton of milk could be found but thatâs because heâs in the childrenâs toy section. even with this knowledge, haru intricately searches for milk in this aisle. âwhere are you hiding, you little bastard... show yourself!â he grabs a toy car, moving it out of the way to uncover a misplaced item, a dolphin. a mother f*cking dolphin. the image of the villainous animal is triggering to haru because of an incident back in the summer. âno! not again!â he yells at the smiling, perverse dolphin before jumping back and bumping right into the someone.Â
tenrais:
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          swimming here now !! @galacticing
âUh....â His eyes scroll down to the sheet of paper he held within his finger tips, giving it one last sweep. Blank. The test sheet was completely blank minus the spot where his name belonged. Itâs obvious he didnât study the night before, but he had more important issues to deal with. Like searching for his favorite pair of black swimming jammers. The boy spent two hours tearing apart his house looking for it and three hours cleaning everything up. It turns out the pair was nestled in his closet, hanging with the rest of the identical pair of jammers he had stored in there. He just missed it, is all and he didnât bother to double check before going on an intense searching spree. Heâs not the brightest star in the galaxy when it comes to logic, but when it comes to swimming, heâs definitely the star of the sport. âWell...â His next move is a bit bold and idiotic, but when does Haru ever think clearly before executing his actions? He tries, as sneakily as he can, to reach into his pocket and pull out a 5000 won note. He lays it on his test, then folds the sheet in half to prevent the note from falling off before finally giving the test up. âYou can grade it later, itâs fine.â
âWhatâs a girl like you doing in a place like this?â
sh*t. sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!
ânice going, haru.ââshut up, haru.ââjust donât turn around.ââoh you donât think i wonât!?â
he turns his head, giving her a clearer view of his face, revealing his identity and correct gender. so maybe from behind anyone could mistake him as a butch lesbian. actually, if someone didnât know haru personally, looking at the front side of his face, they could mistake him as a lesbian as well. the bouncer at the front of the bar did. itâs the feminine features, heâs way too pretty to be a man. haru didnât mind, though, it was lesbianâs night and haru didnât feel like paying to get in. but honestly, kou shouldnât be assuming genders, itâs triggering and considered rude now.Â
âgood job, dumbass. now she knows who you are.ââwhat do i do now, haru!?ââkill her, duh.ââharu, what the f*ck, i canât kill her. sheâs kind of our friend. we donât kill our friends⊠right?ââright⊠just ask her why sheâs here!â
âwhatâs a girl like you doing in a place like this?â nailed it.
                AGE OF ULTRON SENTENCE MEME
âLanguage.â âI adore you.â âI just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.â
âYou didnât see that coming?â
âIs that the best you can do?â
âYou kiss your mother with that mouth?â
âIâve got no strings to hold me down.â
âKeep up old man!â
âI suppose weâre both disappointments.â
âYou get hurt, hurt âem back. You get killed⊠walk it off.â
âNo matter who wins or loses, trouble always comes around.â
âAs the worldâs expert on waiting too long, donât. You two are great together.â
âReally? Thatâs it? You just roll over and show your belly, every time somebody snarls?â
âI am always picking up after you boys.â
âNothing lasts forever.â
âThatâs not a question I need answered.â
âIâm sick of watching people pay for our mistakes.â
âYou are all puppets tangled in strings.â
âIâm going to tear you apart; from the inside.â
âWhatâs a girl like you doing in a place like this?â
âA guy did me wrong.â
âWe have no place in the world.â
âThis is going to be like finding a needle in the worldâs biggest haystack⊠fortunately, I brought a magnet!â âI got no plans tomorrow night.â âIt just slipped out.â âI can show you what you truly fear.â âYeah, we donât have time for a city hall debate.â âAnd for gosh sake; watch your language!â
@kouist
there were some odd, peculiar moans filtering out from gou matsuokaâs room that particular morning. she was up late playing through a newly released (boysâ love) visual novel, which had undoubtedly planted rather lewd thoughts into her head before she knocked out that night. âmmm⊠h-haru-kun! yes! oh my god yes! grab his ass like you own it! kya, thatâs my baby seme!â she tosses and turns in her bed as an idiotic grin splays across her face, a perverted giggle emerging from her lips afterwards. sheâs in the middle of enjoying her fantasy when suddenly her alarm clock goes blaring off, prompting her to roll off out of bed in haste. oh sh!t, iâm late! in fifteen minutes, gou is out the door. in twenty, sheâs in front of her old-time friend haruâs house. âknock knock! aw, no answer? iâm coming in!â she declares loudly before politely breaking into his home practically unannounced. she saunters into his bathroom, because thatâs where all the demon sounds are coming from. âharu! there you are!â she marches toward him, eyes immediately falling to stare down at his nether regions. oh my god, stop this gou. keep your naughty eyes elsewhere!!! itâs a struggle for her, but she eventually avoids getting mesmerized by his super hot body and instead looks him dead in the eye. âdonât tell me you plan on skipping schoolâ letâs go, weâre late!â Â
his reaction time is slightly off due to a spontaneous dance battle between two harus in his head. while attempting an aerial flip, one of the harus landed incorrectly, snapping his neck and plunging him to his death. fortunately, it was one of the least important harus, the one that only knew how to do algebra and when is haru ever going to do algebra? haru. haru! forget about haru, gou or kou, koko, whatever her name is, is right there! say something! his gaze leisurely slides over to focus on her face and because he missed everything she just said, he decides to inquire her sudden presence in his bathroom.
âwhy are you here?âÂ
theyâre onto you haru !!Â
                            â @kouist
on the morning of a school day, instead of getting ready, haru is lazily sitting in his bathtub. the tub is filled to the brim with lukewarm water, pulling him in nirvana. while he calmly sits there, bouncing against the walls of his bathroom are the loud echoes of heavy metal music spouting from his speakers. currently, heâs listening to when everything falls by haste the day, a classic. he has lost track of time, too engrossed with his thoughts (which is a very bad thing if you know haru) and might miss out of school. he doesnât mind, though. heâd rather be in his tub, in the water. doing it. doing the water, like heâs doing someone.Â
&& self para.
holding a pair of tongs in his dominant hand, haru is standing in front of a grill at his home. he is staring into the lifeless eyes of the mackerel, not fully paying attention to the cooking process of his meal for he is too busy having a war with himself in his head.Â
âharu, what are you doing?â âwhat does it look like dumb ass? iâm cooking mackerel because i like mackerel.â âbut you know i donât like mackerel, haru.â âshut up haru, i do and itâs the only f**king thing in the house.â âgo die haru.â âiâll take you with me ha--âÂ
beep, beep, beep! the fire alarm goes off interrupting his argument with himself as the smoke emitting from the fish penetrates his nostrils, eliciting a heavy cough.
âsh*t, nice going haru!â âshut the f**k up haru this is all your fault!â
another fight between the many different personas in haru's head breaks out. while this is happening, the smoke expands, contaminating more of the clean air in his kitchen. hopefully he notices before he passes out and burns the entire house down.
06.30Â | Happy Birthday Haruka Nanase!