But I threw my pie for you

Sara. 22. Ganja babe.

[99problemsandabitch]

Check this out: https://rootbonus.com/SarahPatrick1?section=pre_bind&t=1544653041

[theblueberrimary-deactivated201]

[dandalf-thegay-deactivated20190]

Pride month mood

[itchycoil]

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

[roachpatrol]

thank you

[nickimarajhq-blog]

[beyonslayed]

I’ll never forget that time when me and my professor were both late for class in line at a Starbucks

[ohgod-awesome-posts]

me @ drama i’m not involved in

[galesofnovember]

Yesterday at the foster clinic there was a woman with a litter of tiny, tiny kittens, one of whom was a beautiful orange and white creamsicle.  I told her, “I love orange boy cats, they are all so stupid.” and the foster mom said to me, with tears of love in her eyes, face glowing with maternal pride, “He is only 6 days old and I can already tell that he’s going to be so stupid!”

[im-the-batmann]

Male Country Songs:

I got my Truck, my Beer, my Dog

Female Country Songs:

I am going to kill my husband.

[thesunshore]

this is a perfect summary of straight culture though

[coral]

[coldhartbby-deactivated20150813]

[chicks1023]

[safitheartist]

That’s the human equivalant of the “sir are you aware you are a cat” meme.

[starwarsgraphictee]

I thought I was Jewish when I was her age but I was actually Catholic so when my Jewish friends invited me to give a prayer at his house during Chanukah and I recited “Our Father who art in heaven…”, my friend’s mom got on her knees and said to my face in a super soft voice, “Joey, I think you’re catholic not Jewish,” in front of everyone and I thought I was in trouble and I started crying.

[charliekellykingoftherats]

[spectralshrimp]

[death-by-lulz]

listening to music in your room like

[stability]

[pinkps2]

[sleepypup]