Thinking about ghost who doesn't really drink agreeing to do so to celebrate Kyle's spouse getting a degree.
Sure, neither you nor kyle pressured ghost into it, but he's not strictly sober and he felt the event important enough to warrant it. He's been witness to your non-stop studying and exams stress enough to know how big this is for you. Ghost figures there's no harm in a few drinks
...except for the fact he's a total lightweight and completely forgot.
Which is how he ends up sat in the corner of your living room, eye's glued to you and kyle the entire night, not really moving except to grab a blanket to toss over his legs. You and gaz share a concerned look when ghost stumbles doing so, and while everyone else is trickling out, you stop ghost from grabbing his keys.
"You alright, simon? I think it's best you stay the night, we have a spare bedroom setup, okay?" You look over ghosts shoulder, nod to gaz in confirmation that ghost is staying regardless of what he says.
Thankfully, ghost makes it easy and mumbles, blushing "....stay. yes. I'll stay."
Getting ghost, a drunken three hundred and some pounds up the stairs and into the bedroom is difficult, but you and kyle make it work. While he goes to grab some water, you stay and help simon take off his shoes.
"Hey...hey. i...have a secret. To tell you." He mumbles, pawing at your wrist while you fight his laces. You furrow your brow, wait for him to continue "i....really like you. Like...wanna...hold yer hand. And kiss you. And fu–"
"Simon." You frown, face heating. "You're drunk, and I'm married to kyle. Go to bed."
"...kyle can join too." Ghost notes absently, dutifully tucking himself in even as he talks. Gaz joins that exact moment to enter the room, water in hand "pretty bloke, nice dick, great ass. Wouldn't mind bein' yer dog."
"...babe. what the fuck." Gaz whispers, just as shocked as you. You had feared ghost would attempt to make a move on you behind kyles back, but this is somehow worse when he looks you both dead in the eye.
He blushes so pretty around the scars, "Seriously. Like y' both. Would eat you out while kyle bends me over–"
"OKAY!!" you interrupt, face burning and shoving kyle out the door "that's enough of that, thank you simon! Drink water and sleep!!"
Once safely in the hallway, you and kyle share a look of complete understanding.