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[casioaty]

garte pov

[galehive]

preserving this video at all costs to teach future generations what twitter was like

[galehive]

"i feel like this is just a ripoff of the tumblr little trickster video" you are absolutely right except that this is like a month older

[catasters]

[citrussam513]

One of my favorite Jerma clips purely because of how his face changes once he hears Miku start singing

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[shamebats]

[cat-eg]

Take a look at this DELICIOUS, MOZZARELLA CHEEeh Ladies and gentlemen, take a look at this- ᵒʰ… LADIES and gentlemen if you could TAKE a look- noNONO NO DON'T ALL OF YOU LEAVE, DON'T ALL OF YOU LEAVE, stay, stay! stay- i promise!

take a look at this

scrumptious

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEeEeEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEse

pizza

[everythingfox]

“When the approach is imminent, the tail goes up”

(via)

[riverside--wren]

A cat putting its tail straight up like this is a friendly greeting. This is the equivalent of the cat waving excitedly at you as soon as it gets close.

[dersprite-mspfa]

Rating: NOT CUTE

This cat is using their tail to make a gang sign, signaling that they are a member of the Fresno Bulldogs; a drug cartel in central California. This particular cat is responsible for 25 reported murders and trafficking $250,000,000 of illegal drugs

[wirtpilled]

[elysianaut]

Grand Cloister

of the Lake of Rot

[myguiltyotpleasures]

[drunkenhills]

This is the only tiktok where the automated voice actually adds to the cinematic experience

[savvylikeyeahhh]

freedom

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is absolutely what a cats internal monologue is like <3

[suzoar]

Actually Ive decided to be angry now

[itznarcotic]

[itsyveinthesky]

[kathunim]

[Translated ID: A man walks into bakery, shot from behind the counter, there are many pastries visible. "Hello!" he greets, and the woman behind the counter replies with "Moin"(Dialect for a general greeting/Morning). Customer: "I'd like, uh, two normal bread rolls." Baker: "Yes, gladly!" Customer: "And one of those with the..." the man trails off as he reads the name of the baked good, which reads "Kürbis-Knacki" (Pumpkin-Crunchie) "-with the pumpkin seeds." he continues. Baker: "Which one do you mean?" Customer: "This one, with the... pumpkin seeds." The woman grins and nods eagerly. Baker:"What're they called?" Customer: "Um, one'a- uh, "Kürbis-Knack."" Baker: "Certainly. Would you like anything else?" Customer: "Uh, I'll take one of these uh-" it cuts to the name of the pastry in question, titled "Ich bin ein dummes Stück Dreck" (I'm a dumb piece of dirt) Ominous music swells as the scene changes between the two, the woman is looking expectingly while the man shows slight distress. Customer: "One- One of those Nutella-Berliner?" Baker: "I just don't know what you mean...!" she replies, accusingly. The man stutters. Customer: "One- One of like, those there!" Baker, her face gleeful: "You're gonna need to say it! What is it called?" Customer: "I-" he halts. Again it cuts to the name of the item, then he continues. "I am a dumb piece of dirt?" Baker: "Gladly! Anything else?" The shot shows the man still in discomfort as she asks him. It cuts to another pastry, named "Ich bin eine kleine, gierige Sau *grunz grunz*" (I am a small, greedy, pig *snort snort*). The music swells further. Customer: "This one?" he pleads. Baker nodding in glee: "You know what you have to do." Customer distressed: "I-I am a small greedy pig, snort snort?" Baker, threateningly: "Do it!" It changes between a closeup of her eyes staring at him to his face as he hesitates, then he produces a grunting noise akin to a pig as the tense music cuts. Baker: "That'll be 13.50€ then, please! Have a good day!" she says as the man walks out of the bakery. Another man enters the bakery. Other Man: "Hi! I'd like to have one "I hate my dad", and two "I've got a small di-" the video cuts off the rest of the word. End ID. ]

[insertfandomquotehere]

1) this is amazing 2) worth noting that the baker uses the formal ‘you’ up until she says ‘you know what you have to do’, which is like she stopped using ‘sir’ for him

[fieldbears]

[tokichyon]

Someone sent this so me so I thought it’d be appropriate to share

[diesaur]

[viktor-the-leshen]

[rongzhi]

抱抱/Baobao ("Huggies") the cat