A Big Mood

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my dad, daily: “you guys always just put things down and forget about them it’s kinda ridiculous”

also my dad, daily: “WHERE DID I LEAVE MY TAPE MEASURE?!”

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can someone tell me why my southern American father is suddenly obsessed with the fucking Graham Norton Show

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our dad told us to order dinner but didn’t say what he wanted and is now on the phone with our grandmother and idk what to get him but he’s on the phONE DAD I NEED YOUR ORDER

[respectfulmemes]

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@caught-in-the-den maybe this will make her love and acknowledge us again

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I have the sudden serious need to play Minecraft

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hey Minecraft what the FUCK is universal anger

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I have the sudden serious need to play Minecraft

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nobody:

@a-big-mood , on her zoom class: “hi 😐”

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look I hate breakout rooms don’t call me out

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so I’m in my zoom class right and we start hearing gunshots from the professor’s mic and she just so casually in a thick Chinese accent goes “sorry bad neighborhood”

aND ITS JUST SO FUNNY SHES SO CASUAL ABOUT IT-

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me : “the NRA just filed for bankruptcy”

@caught-in-the-den : *visibly confused* “wait how-?” *lightbulb goes off*

“OH THE IRS GETS THE TAXES”

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my dad, talking about dialects and pronunciation: “is it CAR-mel or CARE-A-mel?”

me, the weirdest combination of eastern NC and suburban Atlanta: “its CARE-mel”

my dad, smacking his forehead repeatedly: “it’s fucking WHAT?!”

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oh to be a religious ad made in the 90’s playing in 2021

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the sad part is I think it’s recent

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YEAH ITS LIKE REALLY RECENT AS BEING MADE

NOW

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oh to be a religious ad made in the 90’s playing in 2021

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the sad part is I think it’s recent

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comedian on a comedy special: “they said Ted Bundy was a genius. He acted as his own attorney... HE GOT FUCKING EXECUTED.”

@caught-in-the-den : absolutely fucking loses it, waking up our snoring father in the other recliner

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so we’re talking about how Nickelodeon is currently streaming football and @caught-in-the-den just goes “wait how many quarters are in a football game?” and I-

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me, three days ago, designing an amazing layout for my island on the fan-made planner: “beautiful, amazing, this is going to be my magnum opus”

me, now, actually terraforming and having so much more to do but too far in to give up: “IT HAS BEEN MORE THAN 12 HOURS AND I NEED A STIFF DRINK.”

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it’s all fun and games until your dad pulls up new smosh on the tv

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it’s all fun and games until your dad pulls up his work Slack on the TV

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me, this morning, with less than 20k bells on ACNH: “I’ll never have the money the redesign my island I need like 750k to just move the buildings and shit, not to mention the bridges..”

me, tonight, with almost 600k bells: “oop-“

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update: went to bed last night with 3 million bells. currently terraforming and redesigning my entire island. I’m in hell. it’s going to take hours.