“We Listen To You Now, Space Jesus”

rich (he/him)

[caught-in-the-den]

did making this make me cry ? yes

[segamascott]

Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

this is my house?

[maitredorsia]

i'd say that "Patrick Bateman was 27? he shoulda been at the clubbbb" but he was, in fact, at the club. truthfully, he should've had an exorcism and checked himself into a psychiatric hospital. but then the book would be boring, so. i guess he shoulda been at the club.

[cherienymphe]

The girls that get it, get it

[slowburncowboy]

She nos on my feratu till the first cock crows

[hiddendesirespace]

Aaron Taylor Johnson for Kraven the Hunter promo.

[scotty-bear]

[caught-in-the-den]

Thanksgiving is over, time to watch the holdovers

[theblackparadeisdead]

Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

[theblackparadeisdead]

HOLY SHIT HAPPY BIRTHDAY DB COOPER

[ecstasemen]

im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

to help OP out for each day it is healing I will invent a new minion hybrid.

day 1: if a minion and shrek had sex that produced viable offspring

[ecstasemen]

that's okay. you dont need to do that actually

[mahgck]

you have to outlive donald trump

[mahgck]

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

[raddagher]

Trump voters on tiktok are EXTREMELY mad about the following:

They just found out what tariffs are

They just found out what denaturalization is

They (particularly black and Hispanic trump voters) just found out that other trump voters are racist

Leftists and liberals don't want to be their friends (they are furious about this)

Leftists keep telling them they hope they get what they voted for (they are really mad about this too)

[eefos]

Me watching Kraven the Hunter for the plot

The plot :

[kojiandrew]

ANDREW KOJI as YUICHI KIMURA || [in/sp] Bullet Train (2022) dir. David Leitch

[thefruitbros]

BULLET TRAIN CUBE THINGS !!!!

I was just sobbing from the lack of Bullet Train cube figures on the internet so I decided to make my own (inspired by those hako templates online??)

These are free to use - as long as you credit us if posting online :) If you don't credit I will send Ninny to throw eggs in front of your window

(PS: If any of you do use these, I would love to see the results!)

[thefuturewithoutus]

[karmajam]

inspired by prev tags

[ashereden]

Are you being a good girl?

no I’m chewing on electrical cords