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FERBS 'FERB' FLETCHER / A BRITISH NERD.

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catch ferb over at @britishwiit 

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catch ferb over at @britishwiit 

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catch ferb over at @britishwiit 

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I’M GONNA ARCHIVE FERB AND BRING HIM BACK BECAUSE I LOVE HIM. WATCH THIS SPACE. 

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OOC POST : I’M IN TROUBLE.

Hey everyone. I’m in trouble financially. It’s why I’ve not online much. The Internet has been cut off twice and I’ve been working a lot, filling in survey’s and nothing seems to be working. I just keep losing money. It just seems to go somewhere. I never usually do this but i’m gonna have to ask if you guy could give me some money? Of course, you can just ignore this. It’s not like I expect people to be able to help but I dont know what to do, since I’m doing everything I can already. I hope I can be online again and giving Iden and Kate and my other muses love once more. I’ve included a link to my PayPal below. Thank you. 

PayPal.Me/GeorginaCrespi

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Some of us are BORN rebellious. Like Jean Genet or Arthur Rimbaud, I roam these mean streets like a VILLAIN, a vagabond, an OUTCAST, scavenging for the scraps that may perchance plummet off humanity’s dirty plates, though often sometimes taking a cab to a restaurant is more convenient.

                PRIVATE. SELECTIVE. IDEN VERSIO FROM BATTLEFRONT II / STAR WARS.

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Some of us are BORN rebellious. Like Jean Genet or Arthur Rimbaud, I roam these mean streets like a VILLAIN, a vagabond, an OUTCAST, scavenging for the scraps that may perchance plummet off humanity’s dirty plates, though often sometimes taking a cab to a restaurant is more convenient.

                PRIVATE. SELECTIVE. IDEN VERSIO FROM BATTLEFRONT II / STAR WARS.

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&& FERB

          “odd indeed.” he pauses for a brief moment. “someone should really fix the system.”

                ❛ two of us and NO Phineas’ in sight. ❜ that meant they would have to communicate, then again. They were BOTH Ferb. Perhaps they could communicate the same way they did with Phineas. He opted to blink in agreement. 

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                      ❛ well, there seems to be two of us again. Odd. ❜

    @witspoken

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CANDACE FLYNN

Rolling her eyes, Candace cried “All I’m saying is that there’s a reason Amanda can say his name and not yours…” knowing the sound would travel as he walked away.

With a groan, and a dramatic toss of her head, she began to process of dragging herself into the kitchen behind him. “Look, I know that I drain you of all happiness and energy or whatever, but have you ever stopped to think about how your actions affect me?” she continued to follow him, freezing upon doing so “Are you…crying?”

She’d rarely seen him cry before. Same could be said for the rest of the Flynn-Fletcher clan. Unlike Phineas and Candace, who both wore their emotions on their sleeves, Ferb was always more the type to bottle things up, as far as Candace had noticed.

The   comment  on   Amanda   didn’t   help   with   trying   to   keep   the   tears   from   escaping.   He   hadn’t   been   a   great   uncle,   but   Amanda   had   Phineas   and   Phineas   was   far   better   with   Children.   Most   kids   didn’t   associate   GREEN   HAIR   AND   SUITS   with   fun.   However,   he   knew   -   he   knew   he   had   ignored   his   family,   but   only   because     -   he   didn’t   want   to   worry   them.   Didn’t   want   them   to   know   how   he  felt.   Because   it   wasn’t   fair.   No   one   in   his   family   had   caused   him   to   feel   like   THIS.   So   disengaged,   so   much   like   he   was   just   a   copy   of   his   brother,   a   copy   people   didn’t   like   as   much,   but   EVERYONE   else   did.   

And,   in   his   view.   CANDACE   HAD   A   FAVOURITE.   Her   biological   sibling.   It   made   sense.   Phineas   was   a   great   person.   Smart,   creative   and   selfless.   He   needed   to   stop.   Make   some   Tea,   go   to   his   room   and   do   SOMETHING.   As   he   heard   his   sister   enter,   he   rolled   his   eyes.   Pretending   the   tears   were   in   her   imagination. He    elected   to   ignore   her   second   comment   about   him   CRYING   and   instead   focused   on   the   comment   before   it.   

❛ My   actions   shouldn’t   affect   you   Candace,   and   I’m   sorry   you’ve   ALWAYS   though   Phin   and   I   were   trying   to   annoy   you,   and   yes,   I,   unlike   our   brother   I   did   pick   up   on   that.   That   was   never   the   intention.   I   don’t   want   people   to   worry,   or   ,    fret   over   me.   Why   do   you   care   so   much?   I don’t   get   it.   I’m   NOT   Phineas!  ❜   

CRAP.   BOLLOCKS.   THIS   is   why   Ferbs   Fletcher   hated   speaking,   hated   talking   to   his   family.   He   never   wanted   them   to   worry   or   to   ask   questions.

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no addressing our problems we downward spiral like men

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CANDACE FLYNN:

“And yet you were the one who started the conversation.” she reminded him smugly, though her smugness melted away as she began barking again “My country? Jeeze, didn’t know I was Christopher Columbus. Reminder that he was British, by the way.”

Candace let out a long exhale through her nose. This was getting exhausting. “It’s not about your record, Ferb. What if this had happened outside of Danville city limits. Not everyone knows who you are anymore, ever since you started bailing on Phineas to go binge drinking.”

The words out of her mouth were harsh and untrue, and she regretted them as soon as they came out, but there was a block stopping her from immediately taking them back.

❛      you      started      the      conversation      with      ACCUSATIONS,      oh      also      COLUMBUS       was      ITALIAN.       Well,      back      then      it      was    the       Republic      of      Genoa,      but      he      was      certainly      not      a      British      man.  ❜

That      hurt.     One,      because      Phineas      and      Ferb      never      really      built       Ferb      didn’t      mind      99%      of      her      accusations      but      to      SUGGEST      (      and      that      was      all      she      had      said.      a      suggestion      )      that      he      was      BAILING      ON      PHINEAS.      Ferb      loved      his      family.      He      hated      Danville      when      he      first      arrived.      When      Lawrence      had      married      Linda      (even      when      Ferb      was      first      introduced      to      Linda)      -      and      he      gained      step-siblings,      he      started      to      love      Danville      and      America.      He      loved      Linda,      he      was      attached      to      the      hip      with      Phineas      and         even      if      they      spent      so      much      time      arguing      now.      He      loved      his      older      sister.

❛     I’VE      NEVER      BAILED      ON      PHINEAS.      If      Phineas      wants      to      build      a      rollercoaster,      when      we’re      fifty,      I’ll      be      there      in      a      second.      In      fact,      that      would      be      the      case      for      ANYONE      in      our      family     even      YOU!     but      sorry      I      made      some      friends      and      started      to      have      a      social      life      and      have      some      sort      of      individual        identity.   Also      drinking      at      a      party,      is      HARDLY      BINGE-DRINKING.  ❜     

Ferb      kept      a      lot      hidden.      He      liked      to      remain      a      mystery,      but      he      could      feel      the      tears      in      his      eyes      -      threatening      to      fall.      He      could      SCREAM      and      swear      and      whatever      else,      but      he      had      enough.      He      glared      at      her      before      making      his      way      to      the      kitchen.      He      had      to      stop.      His      hand      quickly      went      under      his      eye      and      wiped      his      tears      away.      BLOODY      AMERICAS      WITH      THE      OPEN      KITCHEN      AND      LIVING      ROOMS.       At      least      there      was ---      a      wall      where      he      could      hide      behind.

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                                 ❛ Candace,    I    went     to    get     milk     for     father’s     tea.     ❜     he     gestured      to     the     milk     in     his     hand.  This      had     been      their      relationship      since      that    happened.     Accusations     and     shouting.     Just      what     the     nearly     Senior      in     High     School     wanted.      His      sister     down     his     throat     for     getting      MILK.          He     also     hated     this     situation      because      it a     rose     SIMPLY     because      he     was     a     GREEN      CARD     HOLDER.     The     American     teenagers     at the     party     could     get     away     with      either      nothing,     or      a     warning,     but      when     it     came     to      his      IMMIGRATION     status,     he      suddenly     becomes     public     enemy     number     one.     for     DRINKING.     He     knew     it     could     affect     his     chances     if     he     ever     wanted     to     become     a     citizen     and     that     truly     baffled     him.     ( well     -     it     would     have     if     Danville’s    police     didn’t     owe     him     favours)   ❛     It’s     not     my     fault     your     country      has     weird     rules     and     different      standards     for     people,     America     the     home     of     ridiculous     immigration     forms      and     double      standards     and     over     complex     citizenship     forms      and      allowing      teenagers     to      drive,     but     now     allowing      ADULTS    to      drink      untill     they’re     21.     America,     It      makes      no      sense. ❜

                     He     would     elect     to     ignore     that     the     sixteen     year     old     would     not     have     been     allowed     to     drink     in     England     either.     He     loved     America,     but      her      rules     were      frankly     ridiculous.      ❛     Plus,     the     police     officer      was      very      nice.     He     even said      he     wouldn’t      put      it     on     my     record. ❜     Though,     he     suspected     his      sister     would      now     be      even      angrier      at      him.     BRILLIANT. 

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I have a lot of uni work, but Ferb will return!! <3 in like a week!

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Send ‘*’ to kiss my muse full on the lips.

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                     He    sat     in    his    room.    He    was    GROUNDED     after     being    arrested     and    for    being     found    with     CIGARETTES.    His    parents were    not     happy.    He’d    never    seen     LAWRENCE    FLETCHER     SO MAD    BEFORE.    He    had    managed    to    sneak    his    phone    out    of his     parents    room.    He    needed    to    keep    playing.    HE    NEEDED THE    MONEY.    He    looked     down     at    his    phone    and    noticed     the    dare    on    screen.

                           for    $5000,    you    have    been     dared     to     kidnap     another player     /    watcher     for     12    hours    with    jessa    phillips    as    your    accomplice.

   WHO?     WHO    was    JESSA    PHILLIPS -    was    his    first    question.  His    next    question     was    HOW    was    he     meant    to     get    out    of this    HOUSE.    Well,    he    knew    the     second     answer.    It    wasn’t     the    first    time     that    Ferb    had    snuck     out     of    the     house.    He knew     his     family    would     not    be    impressed.    He     would    just    have    to    be    really    sneaky.  

                                    ACCEPT     /       REJECT 

He    snuck    down    from    the    window.    then    quickly    ran    down    the    street    away    from    his    house.    he    looked    at    the    handle    tracker.    he    needed    to    find    phillips.    ferb    sighed    a    little    as    he    walked    down    the    street.    as    he    noticed    he    was    getting    closer    to    the    handle.    he    looked    up    at    the    woman.    -    she    looked    familiar.      ❛    I    need    your    help    with    a    dare.    ❜    the    man    of    few    words    didn’t    want    to    speak    -    surprisingly. 

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For $400 dollars, you have been dared to run down the street with a plastic bow and arrow yelling that you’re the mockingjay.

                               ACCEPT   /    REJECT.

FERB SMIRKED AT THE DARE. THIS,   THIS RIGHT HERE. HE COULD DO. It didn’t involve stupid trains or getting arrested, just running down the street with a plastic bow and arrow, pretending to be Katniss Everdeen. He knew they probably watched their youtube channel ( the one he shared with his brother ) and knew they had a wide range of RANDOM STUFF, including plastic bow and arrows from one of their re-enactment fights. 

He walked downstairs to the garage and smiled as he picked up the plastic bow and arrows. He then walked back upstairs and left the house. He stopped for a moment, before getting the bow in position, before he started his run down the street. 

❛ I’M THE MOCKINGJAY! I’M THE MOCKINGJAY!      ARE YOU, ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE.. ❜

$400 DOLLARS HAVE BEEN DEPOSITED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.