reblogs from the toilet

Hiya! Christ:)pher here. I am a recent California transplant to East Texas. I live with my bf Chris and his family, you may know my bf... He is "formerlyknownasadorkacub" on here. I like art, crafts, the occult, UFO's, hot guys, and good friends. I tend to follow guys that are cute... And interesting people. If you post a selfie I will usually reblog it, unless you have your dick out... That might go on my porny blog... Theinternetisforprawn. This is my page, I post and reblog things that I like, some are pretty, some are interesting, some are scary, and some are down right dirty. If you are under 18 please look elsewhere. I wont be tagging any of my posts as NSFW because you shouldn't be on fucking tumblr at fucking work. I also wont be including trigger warnings. You are an adult, if you cannot deal with your triggers without being warned about them you probably shouldn't be on the internet

[adorkacubby-deactivated20181204]

@a-cali-guy-in-texass / @theinternetisforprawn being all smexy in his new Dad Bod undies that our Baby Bear got for him. <3

[a-cali-guy-in-texass]

Some pics of me that one of my husband's posted. The underware says "Dad Bod"

[a-cali-guy-in-texass]

Changes...

Ok "that place" fired me. It's been a few months...

I'm bitter. Still. Will remain bitter.

But I am resplendent in the knowledge that they had to hire an assistant for the assistant.

"That place" and the current management and board can go fuck themselves.

I cant help the hope that current show bankrupts them because they have no clue what they are doing.

#vent #pissed #adayatwork

[a-cali-guy-in-texass]

Poor curation...

So I need an outlet to whine and vent about the stupid day to day cray cay at work. So take anything said with a grain of salt.

Today I am asked to send a patron the label text we used when we displayed his art work.

I have the labels saved but as the exhibit as a whole, and we didn't include the owners names for security reasons.

I asked which pictures were the patrons...

"there are pictures in the 3 ring binder, don't you remember what was hanging?"

Ok... Mind you we had over 50 peices from over 20 patrons...

Look through folder... Finds particular patrons section, there are more photos of prints that what was used, and nothing to indicate which ones were... A simple note about which were shown would have been helpful.

Uhg. Ends up having to cross reference from the file names on the printouts to the info on the labels...

And to top it all off my favorite price of art was moved from over my desk. But it's ok cause it's getting exposure in the main gallery now. But now I need to replace it.

[theprettyhautemess-blog]

[wilwheaton]

[lovecrimers]

Made these in honor of pride month! 

[muddiedfoxglove]

Illinois is going to die soon

[muddiedfoxglove]

Actually I have seen zero posts on tumblr about the crisis in Illinois. Illinois has not had a state budget in over two years. You read that correctly. Our governor, Bruce Rauner, is doing fuckall for this state. He won’t approve a budget, and the ones he comes up with suck so the state senate won’t approve them. The GOP and Democrats are locked in a battle over this. Schools are closing. A lot of schools won’t open this fall. The second largest school district in the state won’t open. The Illinois lottery is over. There’s talks of annexing the state. Here’s an article for source: http://money.cnn.com/2017/06/29/investing/illinois-budget-crisis-downgrade/index.html

[lagonegirl]

Oh I’m LOVING this flag

[4-theculture-deactivated2018111]

Um I want to buy one to replace the current rainbow flag in my room

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

needed this

[laughingfish]

This is actually….really fucking cool?????? The way the colours line up? I like this version even more thwn the Pittsburgh one. I would buy this flag in a sec!

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I’m in LOVE with this version!!!

[a-cali-guy-in-texass]

Very lucky that @adorkacubby and @bearpuppigleatherman came into my life!

[a-cali-guy-in-texass]

Old bearded tatted fat man in a harness Wednesday y'all.

[yotsuyugoebrutus]

Me: I barely have any money left, I should stop spending it *Anything even remotely distressing happens* Me:

[neil-gaiman]

Click here to support Neil Gaiman Will Do A Reading Of The Cheesecake Factory Menu If We Raise $500K For Refugees by Sara Benincasa

I asked Neil Gaiman if he'd do a live reading of the Cheesecake Factory menu if I raised $500,000 for a charity of his choice. And because he's not just a great artist but a great person, he said yes. He chose UNHCR, the United Nations Refugee Agency. I want to hit this goal by World Refugee Day on June 20. You read that right. If we hit $500K, Neil has kindly agreed to do a live reading of the greatest restaurant menu of all time. It's about 8000 pages, last time I checked. Have you heard Neil's voice? Mellifluous, I tell you. There's a reason he won an award for audiobooks along with all the 18,000 other things he's won as an author/screenwriter/producer/raconteur/hero. FYI, the hashtag for this silliness is #neilcake. Why? Because it is silly and good. I'll arrange with Neil at his convenience to do the reading within the next year in a public setting, whether onstage or online. If it's onstage, I'll sell tickets and donate profits after costs to UNHCR. Regardless, I will make the event available to the general public via livestream or a lovely video you can watch later whilst weeping at the beauty of Neil Gaiman saying "avocado egg rolls." You think you loved "American Gods" or "Sandman" or "Good Omens" or his "Doctor Who" episodes or the other 18,000 great things he's written? This will almost certainly be better or at least ...

This is a real thing. We’re at over $42,000 already! I think she might actually pull it off…

[neil-gaiman]

And now it’s over $76,000. Tell the world. 

[neil-gaiman]

It’s over $87,000 right now. I’m amazed. (And the money all goes to Refugees even if we don’t make it to the $500,000. But I think we might…)

[racheloddment]

I keep thinking about that straight girls in gay bars post and so here’s a list of things that straight people have done to me or around me in gay bars

I ask a pretty girl if she wants to dance. She looks at me with disgust and says, “I’m not gay” in the snottiest valley girl voice I’ve ever heard. 

A short greasy dude will not leave me the fuck alone at the bar. I tell him multiple times “I am a lesbian.” He says, “me too” and in the same breath tells me I’ll like it if I try it. When the guy steps away to talk to his friend, three gay men surround me and buy me a drink and swear to keep him away from me for the rest of the night.

2am, drunk, cheering on my favorite local drag queen on stage. A contestant from Dr*g R*ce is in the audience, hanging out, supporting her friends. The straight girls next to me spot her and start shrieking at the top of their lungs and trying to get to her. Security escorts the contestant elsewhere so no one could get near her. Not a single straight person in the audience tips any of the performing queens. 

I’m by myself on the dance floor, feeling myself to Bey, as you do. A man comes up to me and starts dancing. After a minute, he starts grinding on me and tries to kiss me. I put my hand in his face and tell him I’m a lesbian. He says something very vulgar that I don’t completely remember because I was drunk af. I tell him to fuck off and I leave the dance floor completely. I end up on the patio with a beautiful butch girl and when I tell her what just happened, she offers to beat him up for me. 

A girl with a bachelorette party, telling me, with complete seriousness, that she was just discriminated against at the bar for being straight. What happened? The bartender didn’t pay attention to her immediately and she had to wait “forever” for her drink. 

Related: Almost every negative review of my favorite gay bar is by a straight person. At least half of them claim that the bartenders or bouncers discriminated against them. 

And then this one isn’t bad, it just made me laugh when it happened 

Guy: hey can you ask the bartender for a drink for me? They usually pay more attention to girls Me: oh baby not here they don’t lol Guy: ?? Me: This is a gay bar, sweetheart Guy: I… oh… *looks at the shirtless male bartenders, the go go boys, the rainbow flags, the drag queen behind me, the glitter everywhere* *walks away in a daze*

[adrunkensailor]

Okay first of all, you’re heterophobic if you think straight people are the cause of all of the problems in a gay bar.

Second, just, fuck off.

[reyesgabriel]

“heterophobic”

[adrunkensailor]

Yep, heterophobic, like homophobic but against straight people.

[geekandmisandry]

I am not against straight people! I can’t be heterophobic and I have like bunches of straight friends. They are great, we get together and do straight people stuff like mini golf and yelling outside of abortion clinics.

I can’t be heterophobic when I have at least three straight friends and I don’t judge them! Like, as long as they aren’t being straight in front of me because no one needs to see that lol. But no, I love the straights!

[cornchipmeteor]

news flash: asking straights to be Decent Human Beings in queer spaces is now heterophobic

[a-cali-guy-in-texass]

recently had my Facebook blow up over a vent post I made about bridal showers and gay bars. It's not about being phobic, it's about expecting respect. I also personally do not understand why we have to make our safe spaces welcoming to hetero people who aren't going to respect those spaces as the only places some of us have to be ourselves. I cannot walk into any bar in my area with my boyfriend and my friends in tow and feel safe. Why should my safe space be welcoming to those who don't treat it with respect?

Until it's just marriage and not gay marriage, a parade and not a pride parade, a bar and not a gay bar probably everyone who identifies​ as LGBT is going to feel a twinge of hetero phobia.

[racefaker]

So Captain Underpants explores the friendship between a gay boy and a black bisexual boy and y’all wanna say Beauty and the Beast was the pinnacle of gay representation in children’s films huh

[racefaker]

Captain Underpants comes out on Pride Month. Coincidence? I think the fuck NOT.

[evil-little-princess-from-hell]

Excuse but Harold and George aint gay.

[dykelliewilliams]

You miss the book where Harold has a husband?

[evil-little-princess-from-hell]

Fanfiction aint canon

[heartandstride-deactivated20190]

It’s in the official books written by the actual author, so it is canon. Pilkey wrote it, so it’s canon. 

[evil-little-princess-from-hell]

I refuse to believe he willingly inserted a political agenda into a popular, established children series

[heartandstride-deactivated20190]

Oh look, stuff from the book! The actual canon book. 

Look at Harold with his husband and kids. Very small but super poignant. 

[death-rebirth-senshi]

Gay people: *exist* Homophobic Demons: “Wow political agenda”

[choochoobear]

Evil Little Princess got real fuckin’ quiet suddenly.

[bubblechaz]

so this happened… 💎💎💎

[tygermama]

Okay we need a Hamill/Shatner sit com

[thegreathamedebate]

@mopbucketwizard

[pdoubleyou-deactivated20171016]

Earned employee of the month, won a month long upsell competition, and named top performer in my position.

[1st-1]

Deep Sea Space: Submission