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Aleksander. 35yo. Queer Disaster. Designer!.. Venezuelan living in Toronto since 2015! he/his pronouns only.

[technofeudalism]

[merely-another-fool]

[fairycosmos]

can someone remove my curse

[fairycosmos]

hello is anyone there

[handsywoman]

okay, so next time. next time?

[borealing]

news about pcos today

‘Unprecedented’ global effort gives new name to polycystic ovary syndrome – and new hope to millions of women

Decades-long campaign powered by patient perspectives results in switch from PCOS – a name that caused confusion and undue suffering – to PM

a health policy paper has been published saying the name is officially updated to polyendocrine metabolic ovarian syndrome (PMOS)

polyendocrine= multiple endocrine factors

metabolic = affecting/affected by metabolism

ovarian = from the ovaries

essentially, instead of using the symptomatic term (many people with PMOS do not develop cysts) the new term widens the diagnostic area and makes it easier to diagnose, treat, and do research on people with PMOS (even atypical types, such as no cysts).

it may seem like a waste of time to change a name instead of focusing on research, but for a lot of medical professionals a name can be associated with a hard set collection of symptoms, so the name needs to change to acknowledge that the disorder is not well understood and has a broader, subtler, and often missed set of symptoms. for example ADD is considered an antiquated/unused term, and now comes under the ADHD umbrella. in healthcare names and terminology changes all the time, and this is a positive change. your local healthcare professional may not know about this unless theyre really up on the news though!

in case you want to read about the name change process that was published in the Lancet (one of the most impactful and well respected medical journals):

Polyendocrine metabolic ovarian syndrome, the new name for polycystic ovary syndrome: a multistep global consensus process

Polyendocrine metabolic ovarian syndrome (PMOS), previously named polycystic ovary syndrome (PCOS), affects one in eight women. However, the

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one of my favourite aspects of sam reid’s performance as lestat is how doglike it is. the other vampires in the show are distinctly feline in their design and behaviour but sam’s whole face is made for brutally large fangs, and he always seems to snarl and snap and growl more than properly hiss. except he’s not especially wolfish either, which makes sense because lestat is the wolfkiller after all. sam’s lestat is very specifically a DOG. he’s well-bred and dangerous, a livestock guardian that’s long since outlived his flock but that’s still too aggressive and restless to ever adjust to domestic life. despite lestat’s best attempts at being a companion animal, he’s always going to be a territorial bite risk, because he’s was never meant to be an indoor pet. it’s really good

[killherfreakout]

Do you know why you feel at a disadvantage right now? Because you're standing below me. — Stoker, screenplay by Wentworth Miller

The visual representation of the shift in power between Shane & Ilya in HEATED RIVALRY — cinematography by Jackson Parrell

[lavenderprose]

Things that are ACTUALLY in the Shane Hollander Mic'd Up compilation that we all wish we could watch through the portal:

- "Hey, how was your summer? Good, good."

- "Mic'd up. I'm mic'd up. Don't."

- "Have you ever been to Greece? Told Ilya I would ask you."

- "What? No, man, he didn't say that. He said he was gonna get your ass. Yeah, man, he only fucks one ass. Yeah, I mean, I would say fuck you too but--"

- "Heeeey, davai, davai. Great assist. Hah, no, don't come closer, I'm mic'd and you know I don't trust you."

- "The Royal Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play. The Royal Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play. The Royal--"

- "HEY MATHESON. You ever been to Vegas? I said, you ever been to VEGAS? I hear they let the good hockey players go there in the summer but I feel like you wouldn't know that."

- "FUCK. Hey, ref, what the fuck was that? Oh, you didn't see that? Fuck you. No, you stay there, my husband's gonna talk to you--fuck you, put me in the bin then, this is bullshit--"

- "You have the smelling salts? Yeah. FUCK--"

- "I am mic'd. Remember I am mic'd. Nope, not even in Russian."

- "Oh, yeah, the pickle video was funny. Harris said it got a lot of views, so. Yeah, no, he actually really does love pickles that much."

- "Sinclair, you got something to say? Yeah, I'm better at hide the pickle than you are at hockey. You want to ask another stupid question?"

- "You know, I run a charity too. Oh, I just assumed that you were doing some kind of Make-A-Wish thing out here with your wingers, since it looks like this is your first day on the ice."

- "Oh, hey, look. Jackie and the kids are waving at us. Okay. Okay, Rozanov, that's enough."

- "Mic'd. Mic'd. Mic'd."

- "Hello Hockey Night, welcome to my husband's shoulder pads--" "Fuck OFF, Rozanov."

- "Great goal. Great goal. Lyublyu tebya. Yes, baby, you did that."

[indigosfindings]

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

[ilya-sweetheart]

ilya has a regular postmates driver

her name is therese and she’s a big butch and also a bitch and he loves her so much (she tolerates him)

she’s a boston fan and her wife is a hollander fan (they hatefuck when montreal wins) and ilya finds her facinating

he will order gigantic masses of food (for the team, the rookies, himself etc) and she always gets a gigantic tip (as well as some extra slipped into her hand tax free)

this is how they communicate:

ilya: r u workin tonite?

therese: depends on the tip

ilya: very big

ilya: also signed poster of hollander for elise she can hang it over the bed and look into his eyes when you strap on

therese: you’re on thin fucking ice rozanov

ilya: order coming thru now! greek tonight, marley is heartbroken and needs peeta bread

therese: tell him to man up

ilya: tzatziki fixes everything 🇬🇷

therese: elise says hi she wants a signed hollander jersey

ilya: are you gonna fuck her in it

therese: you know i am

therese: see you in 45 asshole

ilya: 🥰🥰

[falseknees]

Two more chances to see me and get some False Knees prints or books in person! I will be dropping a special poster at MCAF this year. Hope to see you there!

[smsomah]

From the book Cut these words into my stone: ancient Greek epitaphs (Wolfe, Michael)

[solarting]

terrible influence fan poster made 13754285 years too late

get this as a print!

[pudumephistophiles]

I am begging PLEASE dnp recreate this in the photocards 🙏🙏 please omg I would die

[omgcheckplease]

cr: evolverozanov

Backstage before the hockey romance panel at BookCon 2026, and Rachel tells me she loves Check, Please! and is Kickstarter backer.

HUH????

[omgcheckplease]

You can now watch the entirety of the hilarious and insightful Hockey Romance Panel over on YouTube:

[monidoll]

its kinda hard to celebrate trans day of visibility because the visibility we're getting lately is like

[yet-another-heathen]

[yet-another-heathen]

[beardedmrbean]

[agam-shel-barvadim]

this post was written by Microsoft Excel

[animals-riding-animals]

bird riding rhinoceros

[rcmclachlan]

Oh rhinoceros we’re really in it now

[brainrotdotorg]

i really do think we should substitute gacha games instead for like. the random wikipedia article button. gives you the same "yay i got something new and exciting!" feeling without spending any money and you get to learn something new on wikipedia. the problem is that its missing a cute little storage menu where you can see all the links to different articles youve "collected"

[brainrotdotorg]

so many people could be weaned off of gambling if we just gamified that website a *little* bit

[brainrotdotorg]

okay so ummmmm. its real

[toxifoxx]

absolutely fucking legendary first pull