Phony Balogna

Taylor, 22 

[noschitts]

[problemactic]

me playing pokemon go

[thedarkperidot]

Dramatic snow leopard spots new camera in enclosure for the first time

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

I love him

[ask-kitom]

He chonk

[trackspyro-deactivated20250524]

When your parent or guardian catches you being lazy

[everythingfox]

Very important video

[queenlohaanda]

my kids: dad what’s for supper? me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days

[avengersincamphalfbloodstardis]

someone: stop quoting John Mulaney all the time

me:

[disclaymore-deactivated20230920]

The picture wont load but i know its just him screaming no

[swarnpert]

[sees a dog] [gentle gasp]

[stilinski]

me: *spends $3″

me: 

[dutchster]

remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet

[trickywalrus]

[meanplastic]

Honestly…

[b-rainrot]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

I LIVE IN A HOUSE

[volcainist]

This is 100% me

[unclefather]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

12 y/o me: *walks into a new friend’s house*

friend: you can leave your shoes on

friend’s mom: you can call me by my first name

12 y/o me: thank you both but physically i cannot do that

[yoonswife]

i love myself but i dont love me back