THE JACKHAMMER

I've got the goods. Lemme know your poison. 🔞❗MATURE CONTENT❗ 🔞 Independent TFP Wheeljack. Multiversal transplant. Crystal connoisseur. Bumblebee's much much much older boyfriend. Read Wrecker Code and Stuff to Know for more information.

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[Wrecker Code Stuff to Know

Happy reading!]

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[I came back to so many DM's, you're all so sweet. But I'm not open for RP right now. </3 Sorry]

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[[Even though I've only been following you for a few weeks, I really like the way you portray Wheeljack. I think you've managed to capture his rough charm, and gruff nature. I also adore watching his interactions with Ratchet.]]

[Thank you! I really love his style of flirting, if we can call it that from what the show gives us. ]

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[Try having a bible written out for the series and characters only to have the company you are writing for waltz in and say “Alright, so we need some dragon robot toys and new designs ASAP. You’re gonna have to scrap 75% of what you’ve written so we can get some new toys out. Just keep the cool explody fights in. Chop chop.”] [Not saying no one is allowed to feel frustrated with what happened. But—just something to consider about the writers of this show. Not everything is their fault or within their control. We don’t know what goes on in the writing room. They probably had to fight for a few scenes/important dialogues to be kept in. No, you know what, I am certain they did have to fight and probably had to do some things they didn’t want to do. We don’t know if there was more of a justified build-up or if Wheeljack perhaps had a really heartbreaking speech about why he refuses to work alongside Ultra Magnus. I mean he didn’t have that sad puppy face for nothing.] [And my Wheeljack DOES mess up repeatedly, don’t forget. He is not perfect. He has problems. He doesn’t always think clearly. As my friend said, it doesn’t take a lot for someone like Wheeljack to regress. He will have his good days and his bad days. He will mess up again, and he will have to deal with things he does not want to deal with.] [But I am flattered. I try my best to give him some realistic progression. Thank you.]

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how do you perform polite oral interface?

[[With your smallest digit held out.]]

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I like how real Wheeljack is. Everytime I read a post, I forget that he's pretend.

[That’s amazing to hear omg.]

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((I'm not even gonna lie about this one but you're my favorite Wheeljack and you've always been from the beginning. Your portrayal is perfect if not fluidly canon and, like, seriously had me thinking that WJ ACTUALLY HAS A BLOG.))

[Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaathankyou. From the start I had a particular feel for him but was worried people would think I was “reaching” too much with my characterization of him and like his sexuality, some words he uses, the things he likes, his silliness, some stuff in his past, etc. But it just felt so natural from the moment I made the blog and had him interact and I’m glad people really think he’s super duper in character. ;__;]

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I like... uh, is "everything" an okay answer? (I also find myself forgetting he's not real. He's the first character I've ever been seriously worried about!)

[Omggg, you were worried? xD;; Thank you.]

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((Okay, so you know how like, highglossfinish IS Knock Out? You ARE Wheeljack. 'Nuff said.))

[Heheh, thanks.]

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(( But to be more specific: your WJ's ease towards swearing, his curiosity towards everything which is perfect for a scientist/engineer, fire ants, snow ants, candy canes, how he talks period, his relationship with Ratchet and how they can both be perfectly stubborn (loving) dicks, his relationship with everyone else, his /chemistry/ with /everyone period/... damn, that's not just one thing. Oops.))

[Ahhh. Thankyouthankyou. I really didn’t expect to get this invested in him. He’s so damn fascinating and fun and sad sometimes.]

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🎁

Soundwave has a very special book for Wheeljack.

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how do you perform polite oral interface?

[[With your smallest digit held out.]]

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(Question for Mun: what IS the relationship between Jackie, Bee and Sounds?)

[You can find some details here :D The tldr is that after the Autobots lost the war, Soundwave (from another timeline) stole Wheeljack and then gave him to Bee (in yet another timeline). So, the life debt and stuff. They’re a weird family.]

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// - I thought of this last night after posting the reply with Soundwave’s appearance in Wheeljack’s head in confrontation with his corrupted alternate’s projection and haven’t stopped laughing about it since then, so here:

Soundwave Establishes Control Of This Particular Wrecker (2020)

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family meeting

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update: family doctor’s appointment

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((If it's any consolation, the story that you, Slenderwave, and the others created over the years was one of the most interesting in the fandom.))

[Thank you. It was all really special. A lot of history. They were a weird little family. It's all been part of our lives for so long even as tumblr and the fandom changed over the years. I don't know what will happen moving forward but I'll miss it forever. It will never be the same and nothing I do can ever replace or match up to what's missing.]

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