Honk honk!

A ask/Roleplay blog for a goose that became a cookie.

[a-goosecookie]

hornk

“Honk.”

[a-goosecookie]

*Slap then boop* you have no right being so cute

“Honk!” It stole your glasses.

[a-goosecookie]

Honk? Honk!

“Honk!”

[a-goosecookie]

T: What in the...? (@ask-long-island-iced-tea)

It had a pile of stuff. Clothes, a Ion, a Morning Star, weapons, a flask, a wine glass, really anything that came close to it. It then looked at them. They grabbed the pile of stuff, and then took everything in their pockets in a matter of seconds before running off. “Honk.”

@ask-long-island-iced-tea

[ask-long-island-iced-tea]

Tea: O-Kay... glad I don’t have anything on me...

For the sake of it, Tea follows the goose just to see where it goes. He’s curious...

[a-goosecookie]

“Honnnnnnk.” It began going around Iced Tea, making them dizzy and took the opportunity to rip off some fabric of their shirt and run off with it. “Honk! Honk! Honk!” It was a fast little devil, that’s for sure.

[ask-long-island-iced-tea]

Tea: What the f-

He cut himself off, continuing to SLOWLY follow.

Tea: I’m a friend, don’t worry. You don’t have to steal from me.

[a-goosecookie]

Didn’t seem like if you said you were it’s friend, it still stole from them. “Honnnnnk.” It then sat down and napped real quickly. And by real quickly, I mean real quickly. It was tired out before, but it only needed a single minutes worth of sleep to be put back at 100%. Lovely.

[ask-long-island-iced-tea]

He took the minute to change his shirt, deciding to give the goose the whole ripped one.

Tea: Man, you’re an energetic one...

[a-goosecookie]

It took the shirt and ran off somewhere, eventually coming back with... Oh lovely he got a Jellysaur egg. And a dragon egg too. “Honnnnnk.” This is chaotic.

[rxguefort-rxnner]

Two minutes, that’s all it took for all the gems Roguefort had stolen to be taken right from under his nose. The culprit of this? “Honnnnnnk Honnnnnk.” That goose. It got all his jewels. And now it was taunting him. “Honk Honk!” It then made a run for it, proving that it can be faster than Roguefort gliding off a balcony. Roguefort has his work cut out for him now. -A unnamed Goose Cookie

"Oh my. It has come to my concern that I've been... out-thieved," Roguefort stood on their balcony and watched as the... abnormal creature escaped with a sack full of their stolen goods, "Ah, I did fancy a walk..."

They played it smooth, but not even the thief could keep from getting a cold sweat.

[a-goosecookie]

It ducked into the bushes. When he check where it ducked to, it wasn’t there and then... “HONK!” Right behind him, it said that loudly, and then sped off again. Well this is lovely.

[rxguefort-rxnner]

"M-my Goodman, it appears you have something of mine! I am- er- I am a jewel collector! And you have just taken my finest gems!" They tried not to stutter, but the beast was a very... strangely terrifying foe.

"So, could I please just..." They tried sneaking around the goose. No luck.

"Erm, maybe I could-" They tried another way. Nope. Goose there too.

"Umm.."

[a-goosecookie]

“Honk!” It grabbed his hat and cape and began to run off in the direction of the manor. However, as their game of cat and mouse continued, the goose got onto the balcony and jumped off it, landing on Roguefort had enough to disorientate him for a couple of minutes. The goose took the time to go and escape to terrorize someone else. Maybe Walnut would be fun... “HOOOOOOONNNNNNK!”

[a-goosecookie]

T: What in the...? (@ask-long-island-iced-tea)

It had a pile of stuff. Clothes, a Ion, a Morning Star, weapons, a flask, a wine glass, really anything that came close to it. It then looked at them. They grabbed the pile of stuff, and then took everything in their pockets in a matter of seconds before running off. “Honk.”

@ask-long-island-iced-tea

[ask-long-island-iced-tea]

Tea: O-Kay... glad I don’t have anything on me...

For the sake of it, Tea follows the goose just to see where it goes. He’s curious...

[a-goosecookie]

“Honnnnnnk.” It began going around Iced Tea, making them dizzy and took the opportunity to rip off some fabric of their shirt and run off with it. “Honk! Honk! Honk!” It was a fast little devil, that’s for sure.

[ask-long-island-iced-tea]

Tea: What the f-

He cut himself off, continuing to SLOWLY follow.

Tea: I’m a friend, don’t worry. You don’t have to steal from me.

[a-goosecookie]

Didn’t seem like if you said you were it’s friend, it still stole from them. “Honnnnnk.” It then sat down and napped real quickly. And by real quickly, I mean real quickly. It was tired out before, but it only needed a single minutes worth of sleep to be put back at 100%. Lovely.

[rxguefort-rxnner]

Two minutes, that’s all it took for all the gems Roguefort had stolen to be taken right from under his nose. The culprit of this? “Honnnnnnk Honnnnnk.” That goose. It got all his jewels. And now it was taunting him. “Honk Honk!” It then made a run for it, proving that it can be faster than Roguefort gliding off a balcony. Roguefort has his work cut out for him now. -A unnamed Goose Cookie

"Oh my. It has come to my concern that I've been... out-thieved," Roguefort stood on their balcony and watched as the... abnormal creature escaped with a sack full of their stolen goods, "Ah, I did fancy a walk..."

They played it smooth, but not even the thief could keep from getting a cold sweat.

[a-goosecookie]

It ducked into the bushes. When he check where it ducked to, it wasn’t there and then... “HONK!” Right behind him, it said that loudly, and then sped off again. Well this is lovely.

[a-goosecookie]

T: What in the...? (@ask-long-island-iced-tea)

It had a pile of stuff. Clothes, a Ion, a Morning Star, weapons, a flask, a wine glass, really anything that came close to it. It then looked at them. They grabbed the pile of stuff, and then took everything in their pockets in a matter of seconds before running off. “Honk.”

@ask-long-island-iced-tea

[ask-long-island-iced-tea]

Tea: O-Kay... glad I don’t have anything on me...

For the sake of it, Tea follows the goose just to see where it goes. He’s curious...

[a-goosecookie]

“Honnnnnnk.” It began going around Iced Tea, making them dizzy and took the opportunity to rip off some fabric of their shirt and run off with it. “Honk! Honk! Honk!” It was a fast little devil, that’s for sure.

[a-goosecookie]

T: What in the...? (@ask-long-island-iced-tea)

It had a pile of stuff. Clothes, a Ion, a Morning Star, weapons, a flask, a wine glass, really anything that came close to it. It then looked at them. They grabbed the pile of stuff, and then took everything in their pockets in a matter of seconds before running off. “Honk.”

@ask-long-island-iced-tea

[a-goosecookie]

GOOSE TIME

“Honk”

[a-goosecookie]

Honk Honk(promo)

Oh it’s a goose cookie! What a nice change of pace- Wait hold on how did it manage to become a cookie, let alone learn how to make a ask blog. “Honk Honk.” It said plainly. Looks like it wants to be shown around the site I guess....

~Tags below feel free to ignore!~

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[electric-moon-follower]

Lemon: "Huh... Uhm... Hello there..."

[The young prince looks at the cookie, a little confused-]

[a-goosecookie]

“Honk!” It ran behind Lemon and it took only a minute before the place looked like a tornado had hit it. “Hoooonk~!” It sped off in some direction. It had a Morning Star and Mace. Joy.

[electric-moon-follower]

[Wow. Even Lem was sorta impressed. He looked around, at the mess, sighing deeply.]

Lemon: "Gosh... Mom isn't gonna like this at all... I better get cleaning..."

[a-goosecookie]

It then ran around into other rooms, messing them up and breaking things. Well it eventually got a knife and began- WAIT HOLD THE PHONE IT HAS A KNIFE NOW?! This is bad! “Hoooooonk!” It continued to steal stuff and trash the place. This is no ordinary goose cookie- or a goose for that matter. This is a nuisance.

[a-goosecookie]

Honk Honk(promo)

Oh it’s a goose cookie! What a nice change of pace- Wait hold on how did it manage to become a cookie, let alone learn how to make a ask blog. “Honk Honk.” It said plainly. Looks like it wants to be shown around the site I guess....

~Tags below feel free to ignore!~

@morningstarmalasauce @dashing-in-thesnow @ask-heartbroken-and-heartbreaker @dinosour-au-ask-blog-thing @white-clothed-demon @yogurtgenie

[electric-moon-follower]

Lemon: "Huh... Uhm... Hello there..."

[The young prince looks at the cookie, a little confused-]

[a-goosecookie]

“Honk!” It ran behind Lemon and it took only a minute before the place looked like a tornado had hit it. “Hoooonk~!” It sped off in some direction. It had a Morning Star and Mace. Joy.

[a-goosecookie]

Honk Honk(promo)

Oh it’s a goose cookie! What a nice change of pace- Wait hold on how did it manage to become a cookie, let alone learn how to make a ask blog. “Honk Honk.” It said plainly. Looks like it wants to be shown around the site I guess....

~Tags below feel free to ignore!~

@morningstarmalasauce @dashing-in-thesnow @ask-heartbroken-and-heartbreaker @dinosour-au-ask-blog-thing @white-clothed-demon @yogurtgenie

[cookie-run-heartbreak]

💔 ...

💔 . . .

💔 Do I even want to ask?

⚗️ Let's just not boss... Let's just not...

[a-goosecookie]

It didn’t take long before both of them were missing something, weapons to actually hurt the damn thing. It got Pink’s Gun, and whatever weapon Alchemist could use. It then sped off going in the direct behind the two. “Hoooooonk!” This thing will probably be as bad as Roguefort was. J o y.

[a-goosecookie]

Honk Honk(promo)

Oh it’s a goose cookie! What a nice change of pace- Wait hold on how did it manage to become a cookie, let alone learn how to make a ask blog. “Honk Honk.” It said plainly. Looks like it wants to be shown around the site I guess....

~Tags below feel free to ignore!~

@morningstarmalasauce @dashing-in-thesnow @ask-heartbroken-and-heartbreaker @dinosour-au-ask-blog-thing @white-clothed-demon @yogurtgenie

[pumpkin-bat-siblings]

Alchemist: "...."

Alchemist: "VAMP WHY IS THERE A GOOSE AROUND-"

Vampire: "Don't ask me I was asleep..."

[a-goosecookie]

It didn’t take long before it took the Wine Glass and one of Alchemist’s flasks, taking the time to do a mocking “Honk!” Before it began to run off with the items it has, ranging from a Morning Star, a Mace, the Wine Glass, and the flask. This is is going to be utter chaos.

[pumpkin-bat-siblings]

Alchemist: "WH- HEY!- GIVE THAT BACK!-"

[Alchemist starts to nyoom after the odd Cookie, Vampire staying behind, just kinda... Staring at them run. Part of him wanted to follow, but he probably should rest because of his arm.]

Vampire: "... Uhm... Good luck sis?"

[a-goosecookie]

“Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk!” It just jumped gracefully onto a nearby chemistry set, knocking over chemical after chemical, glass after glass. It looked at Alchemist with teasing eyes. “Hooooonk~!”

[a-goosecookie]

Honk Honk(promo)

Oh it’s a goose cookie! What a nice change of pace- Wait hold on how did it manage to become a cookie, let alone learn how to make a ask blog. “Honk Honk.” It said plainly. Looks like it wants to be shown around the site I guess....

~Tags below feel free to ignore!~

@morningstarmalasauce @dashing-in-thesnow @ask-heartbroken-and-heartbreaker @dinosour-au-ask-blog-thing @white-clothed-demon @yogurtgenie

[pumpkin-bat-siblings]

Alchemist: "...."

Alchemist: "VAMP WHY IS THERE A GOOSE AROUND-"

Vampire: "Don't ask me I was asleep..."

[a-goosecookie]

It didn’t take long before it took the Wine Glass and one of Alchemist’s flasks, taking the time to do a mocking “Honk!” Before it began to run off with the items it has, ranging from a Morning Star, a Mace, the Wine Glass, and the flask. This is is going to be utter chaos.

[a-goosecookie]

Honk Honk(promo)

Oh it’s a goose cookie! What a nice change of pace- Wait hold on how did it manage to become a cookie, let alone learn how to make a ask blog. “Honk Honk.” It said plainly. Looks like it wants to be shown around the site I guess....

~Tags below feel free to ignore!~

@morningstarmalasauce @dashing-in-thesnow @ask-heartbroken-and-heartbreaker @dinosour-au-ask-blog-thing @white-clothed-demon @yogurtgenie