Cabs The Calloway

Hello I like music that smells funny and movies that are older than ur mom

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“Father, if you are willing, take this cup from me” - woman who wants her surgeon dad to give her a breast reduction

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“My cup runneth over” - me trying on bras for the first time in years

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Went to karaoke the other night and this one guy kept doing TOOL songs. Unsure if this is a green or red flag and if I should never come back or go every night.

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If Phil Collins was immortal do you think he’d ever run out of women to divorce

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I only respect women that take bites out of raw potatoes like they’re apples.

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Did you know that an estimated 75-90% of original silent-era films no longer exist? With a simple donation of $1, you can help make this percentage higher by helping me destroy D.W. Griffith’s entire filmography.