𝔸𝕎𝔼𝕊𝕆𝕄𝔼

[a-listed]

mike 'the miz' mizanin. reality tv star, hollywood a-lister. massive balls (allegedly). awesome.

i’ve threatened to play him for the longest time so i’m finally doing it. i love him so much (i feel like i literally grew up watching him between real world and wwe so i have an attachment) and think i’ll have a blast writing him.

i’ll be playing him as a bit of a mix of kayfabe and shoot, so prepare for one big ass personality. he’s brash, loud, and ridiculous. will definitely say whatever he’s feeling, no matter how out of pocket it is. often unintentionally hilarious, sometimes not the brightest.

he and maryse are one of my otps tbh, so it’s hard to play it any other way (unless someone blesses us with a maryse and decides otherwise!) for now. they have two daughters, and they’re his whole world. super dad vibes for real 🥲

[a-listed]

i wont stand for all this slander. i love christmas! who doesn't? but you guys try living in @mamaryse's forest of christmas trees for two months and report back.

[shinywizardofwales]

You’re on. I would love to live in your home around all the Christmas trees.

[a-listed]

done. let's go. we're swapping places.

[a-listed]

i wont stand for all this slander. i love christmas! who doesn't? but you guys try living in @mamaryse's forest of christmas trees for two months and report back.

[houseofsaraya-deactivated202211]

I can't argue on this, it's all truth... Christmas with me is a challenge! (And I told them all you're nkt a Grinch so don't worry, love! 😘)

[a-listed]

in my defense, i was only ever grumpy about it for two weeks max. maybe three. it’s all worth it for how happy it makes those girls, it's like pure magic — even with the dogs knocking down every tree each day of the week 🙄

[a-listed]

i wont stand for all this slander. i love christmas! who doesn't? but you guys try living in @mamaryse's forest of christmas trees for two months and report back.

[superstar-rated-r]

A forest of christmas trees, just get a tent and pretend you're camping. More than one or two trees seems like a lot.

[a-listed]

thank you!! it does seem like a lot, doesn’t it? finally someone gets it. the whole camping thing though… not a bad idea. the girls would be all about it, and let’s be honest, real outdoor camping won’t be happening anytime soon for this gang. that’s a disaster waiting to happen.

[a-listed]

i wont stand for all this slander. i love christmas! who doesn't? but you guys try living in @mamaryse's forest of christmas trees for two months and report back.

[treyrascalsz]

you guys should see jey now .. that time with sami is really doing the tribal chief right hand man some good.

[a-listed]

show me the ways. i’ve decided i’m ready to live life more ucey. uce-ily? the uceiest.

[a-listed]

good morning to everyone except johnny gargano and a whole list of other people, so– good morning to about two of you at most. everyone else, hope your coffee orders are wrong and your day sucks.

[houseofsaraya-deactivated202211]

It's not my fault that I know what's good! You can't say any of those you named taste bad! But yes, completely your fault, no excuses.

[a-listed]

and that is exactly why you handle all the ordering, and i’m just here to take the blame for everything ever 😘

[treyrascalsz]

you guys should see jey now .. that time with sami is really doing the tribal chief right hand man some good.

[a-listed]

would you go so far as to say he's more... ucey?

[xajadedpoisonx]

🥵 My wife is hot. That’s the post.

[a-listed]

As the unofficial leader of the ‘my wife is hot’ club, welcome and congratulations!

[flashingfocus]

Hey tiny balls @a-listed! 😏

[a-listed]

I came here to have a good time and I’m feeling a little attacked right now, allen

[a-listed]

good morning to everyone except johnny gargano and a whole list of other people, so– good morning to about two of you at most. everyone else, hope your coffee orders are wrong and your day sucks.

[houseofsaraya-deactivated202211]

My coffee order was wrong, I blame the bad karma of this post.

[a-listed]

suuure, blame the bad karma but not the caramel, creme de menthe, white chocolate powder, butterscotch, English toffee, peppermint white whatever coffee order that no one can possibly ever get wrong 🙄 kidding. it's completely my fault, babe.

[a-listed]

good morning to everyone except johnny gargano and a whole list of other people, so– good morning to about two of you at most. everyone else, hope your coffee orders are wrong and your day sucks.

[oftheconqueror]

oh so that excludes me then.. bet. That’s mean of you to say. I thought we were friends.

[a-listed]

you know what, maybe make that three people, possibly more. either way, you're always excluded. you can have a great day, i'll allow it.

[flashingfocus]

Hey tiny balls @a-listed! 😏

[a-listed]

*logs off*

[a-listed]

good morning to everyone except johnny gargano and a whole list of other people, so– good morning to about two of you at most. everyone else, hope your coffee orders are wrong and your day sucks.

[moxleyrollins]

[r-truth]

the miz is having NONE of it