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I'm being really indecisive whether this Blog is dead or not but I'm bored and have less time than before so It'll go back to semi-dead
*edit* because some asked and I always forgot to answer: my ao3 where you can also find a work with some of my shitposts already ported over
Yuu: I wanna date your dead Mother
Malleus: ???
Yuu: I saw her in Lilia's flashback
Malleus: Child of Man you are disturbing
Yuu: you only noticed now?
Malleus: yes
Ra-on: (cuffing themself and Bell together) good luck running away now
Beelzebub: (picking them up) any other plan to stop me?
Ra-on: (hiding their phone) no...
Ra-on: (holding shackles) can this stop Bell?
Bael: Mc what are you planning
Ra-on: locking him up so he can't run away
Bael: let me think about it for a bit
seems like waking up at 5 am then working until 4pm is peak me comming up with fanfic ideas while bored at the Bus stop time
Yuu: (holding Grim) what did we do?
Crowley: (smiling) I'm a gracious and wonderful Headmaster, is it so hard to think I want to talk with my students?
Yuu: cut the crap and tell us what we are forced to do
Crowley: clean the chimney
Yuu: what will we get?
Crowley: I already feed you and gave you a roo-
Yuu: (glaring)
Crowley: (nervous) properly working pipes in Ramshackle
Yuu: (holding a doll) I think it wants to kill me
Malleus: I will protect you if anything were to happen
Yuu: (seeing the Doll waving a knife around) yeah I think I might need a bodyguard
Ra-on: (tied up) you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look silly
Leviathan: I'm about to kill you and that's what you say to me?
Ra-on: you want to kill me for now but who knows when that will change
Leviathan: never
Ra-on: I'll give you an hour
Ra-on: (pointing at Raphael) I would fuck that guy
Satan: good to see that Solomon's need to sleep with nearly everybody he meet is still there
Ra-on: glad to hear that's a genetic thing
Yuu: (holding a broom) how do you fly with those things
Ace: Magic and you know that
Yuu: (watching the broom come alive) huh and I thought they did it on their own
Ace: how do you keep getting such things?
Yuu: Ramshackle is a broom closet for old magical articles
Yuu: (holding a figurine) I made a mini Idia
Idia: (embarrassed) who said you could do that!
Idia: (realizing it) wait how did you even get the reference pictures!?
Yuu: (watching Idia lose it) told you it was a bad idea Ortho
Ortho: (sad) I thought my Brother would like it...
Yuu: (patting his back) next time just tell me to make one of his faves
Ra-on: it's concerning that I'm not the most unhinged fucker around here
Minhyeok: you aren't in hell anymore
Ra-on: Ppyong told me what you did while I was gone and your a lot more daring than I would have given you credit for
Minhyeok: (blushing) shut up!
Ra-on: I want a snack
Satan: and were do you think we would get one?
Ra-on: I don't know I just want something to eat at this point I would even eat an Angel's corpse
Satan: (giving them a knife) knock yourself out there are enough corpses around
Yuu: (holding a burning pan) fuck off you stupid ass Crow
Crowley: what are you doing now!?
Yuu: I said fuck off
Crowley: (putting up his hands and slowly backing away) alright...
Yuu: (eating a candle)
Deuce: what are they doing?
Grim: it's either a candle or white chocolate
Deuce: looks like a candle though
Grim: but it tastes like white chocolate
Deuce: I think both of you just don't know what white chocolate tastes like
Grim: yes we do, it tastes like a candle
Ra-on: (patting Eligos) you are a weird man
Eligos: am I still cute?
Ra-on: as adorable as a baby bunny
Eligos: am I the cutest Demon of all?
Ra-on: (nervous) uhm...
Eligos: it seems like I still have a long way to go for that title....
Ra-on: do you think Sitri will come running if my heart starts beating faster?
Ppyong: I don't know, it could be possible
Ra-on: (running around) let's see what will happen now
~5 minutes later~
Sitri: Solomon what happened?!
Ra-on: wow I'm surprised this worked
Sitri: did you just trick me?
Ra-on: kinda