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[sapphireh3arts]

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.

[redstonedust]

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

[clarafyingthings]

Being a new stardew player is crazy because I’m literally clueless about everything, as if I’ve really just moved to a new town

Why do we hate Clint? Why are we dissing Lewis? Is he really a bad mayor? Speaking of, how did Lewis lose his fucking underwear?

Why is Shane such a bitch when I’m just trying to say hi?

Is Linus homeless??? :(

So many questions remain unanswered to me! But, for now, I’m content with pursuing Leah.

[hilema]

If we were tectonic plates would you grind against me be honest

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[fayflutter]

LOLIROCK IS FINALLY GETTING A SEASON 3!!!

My girls are back!!!

[spam-monster]

Iron Lung and Project Hail Mary as "men who persevere against impossible odds and find courage in the depths of despair"

Versus Obsession and Backrooms "men will willingly stay in a literal horror movie situation over confronting their mistakes and taking responsibility for their actions"

[spookyspaghetty]

Needed this today

[koolthing0]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[bunnysaige]

[lelif]

on survival

-// @aridante // @orivu // @buzzkillgirls // ? // ? // richard siken// @cemeterything // moomin, tove jansson// @disenchanted-killjoy // isn't that enough, shawn mendes// @ prettytheyswag on twitter// @ coletyumuch on twitter// ? // ? // bird by bird, anne lamott// undertale// @strawberrycircuits

[calliyx]

movie marathon

[nikoriis]

don't make this harder, please

[iiumz]

[mnogogrannyj]

siblings ever.

happy 6/12

[towacletruck]

caine's baby pictures got leaked who cheered

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