Spam-Monster

  This is a revolution, dammit! We're going to have to offend somebody!  

[hydro-city-zone]

[tac-bat]

KRIS IM SO FUCKING SCARED FOR KRIS AND KRIS IS BLUE.. AND TEHYRE ALONE IN ALOT OF CUTSCENES... AND CH5 HAS HEAVY JAPANESE ONFULENCE. IM SO SCARED

[tvlandofficiall]

asgore's wedding bouquet preserved in glass cases > the bluest flower, shy to no camera > blue roses on the ch5 countdown page > roses as the initially-intended symbolism for the re-equipping thornring scene > asgore's obsession with making things go back to the way they were before > asgore's associated obsession with getting back toriel > the weird route being us forcing kris and noelle back together > the weird route being themed around, among other things, weddings > bluest flower toriel character foil (while still being their own individual, of course) real?

[atlaslovesedm]

DELTAJUNE 2

[akanemnon]

Soon...

[molabuddy]

ohhhhhh we're all gonna die okay

[skipppppy]

Who enjoyed the direct

[thatonesoso]

GOD DAMN IT

[spam-monster]

was not expecting Toby Fox: Pikmin edition jumpscare

[awesome-brick]

reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

[jello-the-frog]

*suspicious pile of shiny objects*

[days-without-ai-ads-offical]

*suspicious pile of asexual media under my bed ((its just really shiny rocks and wood burning tools))*

[inkanddragons]

*Suspiciously draconian behavioural patterns*

[snifsnoof]

this in: middle-aged mans first known encounter with flirtatious remark (confused)

[sunderwight]

Listen I think the trope of "Simon thinks Grace is some kind of angel" is great and makes sense, but for me the best possible twist on it is the underlying implication that Simon is wayyy more of a supernatural deity of some kind than Grace is.

Like Simon who has seen a god and been eaten by a magic tree and walked through an actual fucking divine experience (horror style) and come out of it with his third eye open and regenerative powers and a direct line to the Blood Void being like, clearly this elementary school science teacher is some kind of celestial being. Damn, I hope he doesn't hurt me. Maybe I should just stay in this dark pocket dimension for a little while until I'm more certain of his intentions. Y'know like anyone in my situation would.

[corycorvidae]

"who the hell is bloody mary?"

dumbest thing I've made ever actually anyway!!! rough draft i will probably not finalize unfortunately </3 that last little doodle is under the cut!!

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

imagine Rocky getting jealous of other Eridians because apparently their carapaces have really pretty colors and patterns so to Grace he’s always like “remember when I saved your life. remember when I gave you enough astrophage to go home. remember all the times i watched you sleep. remember. do you remember Grace.”

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

what I think would make this funnier is if Rocky was actually attractive by Eridian standards (how attractive is up for you to decide) but by Earth standards would be just… regular.

Like, he’s decorated in etchings that show off status & achievement, sound bounces very nicely off his carapace, and he has a lot of texture compared to most Eridians which adds to his uniqueness. His vent shapes and placements also add an ugly-hot quality to him as well.

Maybe it’s not the peak of attractiveness but that combined with other aspects of him like his intelligence, bravery, and loyalty puts him pretty high up there.

But by Earth standards… he’d just be average. He’s a very regular looking rock alien. And we don’t hear as many frequencies as Eridians nor process sound the same way they do.

In his defense it’s not his fault he doesn’t match the beauty standards of an alien planet light years away. Grace sure as fuck probably doesn’t either.

But at the very least he still has his personality and the aforementioned things like bravery and such that keep him from being just a mobile rock.

[redstonedust]

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

[alexthedragon190]

look at him groovin' thanks @tafkamayle for motivating me to finish this :3

[astrotheyge]

Grace! Rocky! Dancing! for @gayfertilitygoddess