AMon

he/they minor "the faggyist straight person I know" -@sourtransvewtite

[a-mon]

Steven fry and his husband look like a one direction crack ship image

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

My Chemical Romance is what they would call Breaking Bad if it were a yaoi manga

[swagophile]

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I mean obviously I would fuck a monster but more than that I would bond emotionally with a monster over our shared sense of alienation and rejection from a hostile universe. together we would explore our deep-seated fear of being inherently unlovable, and reassure each other of our innate value as sentient beings deserving of love and kindness. i will hold them gently, and wipe the tears from their googly eyestalk-tentacles, and something will begin to heal

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and then we fuck nasty, im not a saint

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

insane some people don't use ad blockers? babe why r u rawdogging the internet

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it's a CESSPIT out there. wrap it before ya tap it babes!!!

[a-mon]

I need john mcenroe x andy samburg fanfic rn

[a-mon]

Nothing worse then the feeling of:

Oh shit. My favourite character is about to die

[crying-toaster]

a story in 3 parts

[confield]

Making GBH watch the Wigan Kebab video

[roadtonasty-deactivated20260319]

[k-eke]

Thicc crocodile passing on your timeline🐊

[garfieldminusgarfield]

[a-mon]

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[garfieldminusgarfield]

G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter

[a-mon]

This fucking college

[a-mon]

The saga continues...

[a-mon]

This fucking college

[a-mon]

This fuck ass school

[a-mon]

THE COPS SHUT US DOWN

[a-mon]

This fucking college

[a-mon]

This fuck ass school

[a-mon]

This fucking college