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[gimmickbook]

[whatadumbasslamb]

effervescent

[aquilacalvitium]

Pondering the snorb

[inthesensethat]

[mariakono]

glad max friendly road

[sovietnam]

[everythingfox]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Taking acid while pregnant to awaken my fetus’s consciousness and make it psychic

[the-interuniversal-geometer]

Little fucking guy alert!!

[alex51324]

I love him, your honor.

[coldwind-shiningstars]

[ID: a tiny blue and white porcelain triceratops with gold horns]

[tomb-of-madeline]

bella b

[gerardpilled]

sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

[adorablecrab]

Reading a book on sea monsters on ancient maps and I thought this was such a funny way to put it. They couldn’t even afford sea monsters :///

[a-book-of-creatures]

[bruntalism]

[animentality]

[dateamonster]

butch mermaid wearing a carabiner*

*tiny lobster that holds onto her mermaid belt with one claw and all her mermaid keys with the other. his name is carabiner.

[beast0fblood-deactivated2024071]

[ruinedchildhood]

[hyliantomatoes]

ah jeez, i’m unfollowing him now. i had no idea he was picking up the field mice and bopping them all on the head