I live in pain so i can give it to you

The Cause of you pain and the proud member of the silly little arson frog cult

[holy-roman-empire-official]

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

What are your pronouns?

I haven't unlocked that skill yet

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

I left for 30 minutes to get ice cream and I come back to this

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

dont EVER. bring yt shorts into this

[a-pairlessly-painfull-poet]

He's summoning the devil

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

What are your pronouns?

I haven’t unlocked that skill yet

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

I left for 30 minutes to get ice cream and I come back to this

[the-haiku-bot]

I left for 30

minutes to get ice cream and

I come back to this

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

THE HIKU BOT!?!?

[a-pairlessly-painfull-poet]

Your luck is a curse my guy

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[aperfectlylegalbastard]

Kazzzzzz

yes just kaz

[a-pairlessly-painfull-poet]

You dirty bastard. You got me

[som3thing-0r-the-0ther]

RED WE STILL SEND ASKS TO PEOPLE WERE NOT OUT TO YET YOU CAN'T REDESIGN

[som3thing-0r-the-0ther]

You want me to run the blog and host but I can't make my own decisions.

[a-pairlessly-painfull-poet]

I know i shouldn't laugh but this is funny

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[a-pairlessly-painfull-poet]

@som3thing-0r-the-0ther

[kiwi-thefruit]

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i hav a tummy ache :(

[a-pairlessly-painfull-poet]

A berry informative post

[a-pairlessly-painfull-poet]

i use it/its /nm

Sry

[shencomix]

Seigi, a longtime online friend of mine, and some of his VA friends have made this absolute peak adaptation of My Fitness Coach is a Dark Wizard.

I didn't even know they were doing this.

It moves and sounds exactly how I imagined it.

[a-pairlessly-painfull-poet]

I thought the last one was with more spite

[th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs]

I.

What the actual fuck just happened.

[a-pairlessly-painfull-poet]

A lot

[som3thing-0r-the-0ther]

Giggling

Igtg we leaving now I'll talk to you later

[a-pairlessly-painfull-poet]

[er-idkhehe2]

I think I’m going literally insane

[a-pairlessly-painfull-poet]

Welcome to the club

[er-idkhehe2]

more insane than you

[a-pairlessly-painfull-poet]

Wouldnt bet on that

[er-idkhehe2]

I think I’m going literally insane

[a-pairlessly-painfull-poet]

Welcome to the club

[som3thing-0r-the-0ther]

I wanna do that one personality quiz thing I've seen everyone do hold on

[som3thing-0r-the-0ther]

Wut

[a-pairlessly-painfull-poet]

I wanna try it too

[greelin]

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

[segamascott]

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

[no-one-offical]

‎

[leaderofthechildrenofthecreature]

@killer-offical

[killer-offical]

third time.........

[salamander-offical]

imagine being short oh wait you don't need to

[killer-offical]

>:(

[a-pairlessly-painfull-poet]

You must have reached above your heigth to get this much enemy.

But im sure that you still didnt reach the avarege heigth

[andhumanslovedstories]

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

[andhumanslovedstories]

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

[thomrainierskies]

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid

[zenosanalytic]

#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)

[morethanonebraincell]

Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make people’s lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.

[ziggy-scardust]

I reblog this every time I see it because I am not immune to the recency bias