My mind is like a plastic bag

This is my one and only release for The Gremlin Brain™. Minors DNI.

[a-pine-cone]

✨New Introduction Thingy✨

Call me Pine - she/her or they/them

I am 30 so my content is not minor friendly!! Viewer discretion is advised.

Posts are mostly about marauders but tbh this is my main (and only) so you can expect basically anything.

I mostly read queer /w happy ending. What I write is all over the place. Sometimes I post microfics but please do check out my AO3.

I’m doing my PhD in philosophy and it’s like half of my personality.

Asks are always welcome :)

Edit: Recently, I got quite a few requests for donations. As I already donate to charities vetted by humanitarian organizations in my country, I am sadly not able to help.

[tokkibean]

writing fic for the first time: omg okay this is the pinnacle of my ao3 career i must research extensively & make sure the characterisation is ON POINT & write abt deep profound themes

writing fic for the 7162th time: (at 1am) (incoherently) hehe what if they all became broccoli

[jusjuiceboxbox]

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

[basietta]

[bob-the-knob]

Calm down Sirius. He's just getting dressed. No need to freak out. 🤎 This is my first attempt at drawing anything in almost a decade. Remus being indecent seemed like a good place to start.

[exai]

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

[spiribia]

it's actually sick you get tired of eating the same food over and over when some animals they just eat grass all day mind you. just another pointless challenge mechanic added in by big universe to get you to go to the grocery store

[snippybaby]

Was literally thinking about this when I gave the rabbits their breakfast, the same dry pellets they get twice a day every day, and they were so hyped for it, as they always are. Why can't I have that where are my pellets #mypellets

[scribeherself]

seeing people say "this trope has been done to death" as if that's ever stopped anyone from eating bread. BREAD HAS BEEN DONE TO DEATH FOR LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS AND WE STILL WANT MORE BREAD. write your chosen one AU. write your coffee shop meet-cute. write your 47th iteration of "there was only one bed" because guess what??? we're still hungry.

[a-pine-cone]

I will never tire of describing Sirius's laugh as "barking".

[a-pine-cone]

Co-worker: "You're in early today."

Me: *sweating profusely trying to cover up the fact I only came early to write smut and extensively think about cum*

[legalisecrying]

MARAUDERS MUGGLE ROADTRIP THROUGH EUROPE

Part 12/? 🍃

Instagram: @legalisecrying 💌

[catchymemes]

[suitdup]

[honestlyprettychill]

reblog to save a liFE

[jerkdouglas]

Up to now, I have been drawing random generic suit jackets.

Never again.

[dduane]

cc: @petermorwood

[grackleclaw]

the human body is an engineering marvel. I sneeze in bright light. if I dont get enough sunlight on my skin I get tired and sad and have to drink a lot of milk to fix it. standing too much hurts, but sitting too much also hurts. if I get a virus, my body will increase its temperature in an attempt to cook it, which also cooks my brain cells. toenails exist. I have to turn the radio down to see better when I drive. there are 17 genes dictating what my hair texture is, but it completely changes when the air is too humid. yawning is contagious. there are more species of bacteria living in my body than there are species of birds in the entire world. every few months I grievously injure my neck by "sleeping on it weird." it took seven million years of human evolution to form me, and now I'm afraid of phone calls.

[goth-queen]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i keep getting this instagram ad for what i assume is a romantasy novel that begins w the phrase “imagine knowing your destiny in life…is to die” n it’s pissing me off SO BAD. everyone’s destiny in life is to die. that’s like. kind of the main one.

[mevil]