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[mertmitchell]

Like and follow at the link below to win some stickers!!

who does't enjoy spidey and frogs and pussy cats

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[schmergo]

Isn’t it suspicious that the sexiest man alive is always already a celebrity? I feel like they’re really not plumbing the depths in their research.

Like, imagine if you got the Sexiest Man Alive edition of People and your orthodontist was on the front cover and you were like, “Oh PHEW, I guess I’m not the only one who sees it.”

[mehsoulcrushing-blog]

[roseboy89]

You have no idea how long I looked for this

[catsbeaversandducks]

When life gives you too many frogs…

Photos by Mochi

[silvery-goblin-deactivated20200]

[i-homosexualcryptid-i]

Never too many frogs

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

You don’t have to love your body

[naamahdarling]

I really needed to read this today. Thank you.

[obfuscobble]

Potato girl has her life goals in order.

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

This is a game changer. 

[maramahan]

Every night when I tell the pup it’s time for bed, he sprints to his crate and sits so politely — expectantly, even

But he’s not expecting food, nor pets — nor even praise

No

He‘s waiting to be tucked in

[maramahan]

I forgot, one night — I was tired and I didn’t remember to wrap him in his blanket before I went upstairs

Not half an hour later, he started barking and crying and I couldn’t figure out why

But now I know

He was waiting to be tucked in

[maramahan]

Sir, I accuse you of baby

[maramahan]

YOUR GUILT IS CONFIRMED

YOU ARE B A B Y

[brucebocchi]

[1-800kanye]

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

[lupinelolita]

Tag your current age and how old you were when you joined Tumblr

[juenavei]

could really go for a burgie right about now

[catchymemes]

[cheshirelibrary]

[batou]

Wait youre telling me in the usa if youre sick you cant just show up to a hospital, get checked, sent home and get your day paid by the social security or sometimws your job?

[capacity]

Nope we just gotta walk it off

[capacity]

Americans after we get a life threatening disease:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gaycism]

[mattfat]

My boyfriend made this short little video about the quarantine and it’s for a good cause ! Give it a watch !

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Pinnocchio could tell us so much about the universe. He could randomly claim things like, “The Big Bang happened,” and his nose would confirm or deny our theories.

[shittyneet]

Pinocchio’s not omniscient, you stupid fucking redditors, his nose grows when he’s intentionally being dishonest.

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

things heating up in the pinocchio fandom

[thebatmn]

I wanna start this out and say, I gotta get it off my chest. Got no anger, got no malice, just a little bit of regret.