• melanie •

what even is this blog anymore?

[funnyjoke]

[memeuschrist]

[weirdmageddon]

[occasionallyomniscient]

Catholics vs Protestants

[knowwhatimeme]

[the-plagued]

*lifts up my plague robe to reveal fishnets underneath*

[recommend]

48 Ryan Reynolds tweets that prove he’s the internet’s favorite (x)

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

why do mosquitoes have to leave itchy bites. cant they just drink blood w/o ruining my day, like i have a lot of blood, u can have some, this is just excessive

[90skid-com]

[ruinedchildhood]

Scoob and the gang have an existential crisis.

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word “bungalow” as often as possible and every time he needed to say “house” or “home” he swapped it for “bungalow” and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.

so everyone in the class started using it too like saying “I brought my lunch from the bungalow today” or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.

it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say “the White House” so of course we would say “the White Bungalow” and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out “No, ms_____! Please don’t call home!”

and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher

and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said

“call bungalow instead.”

and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing

[quaint-fancies]

Being in public school is the best and worst experience

[noughware-crossing]

This is Oreo. Yes we share a bathroom, no I don't take any criticism

[king]

[deactivated-blog]

Alexa release the serotonin

[bakwaaas]

I love how irrelevant tumblr is. like no celebrities on here, no colleagues or family on here, no one’s famous off tumblr or making money, tbh no ones even updating the site like is there even any staff? who knows? it’s bliss

[idkcake]

[thedarklordkeisha]

Calvin is the most relatable protagonist in the history of anything.

[ratburglars]

where’s that tweet about winning at therapy

[ratburglars]

this one

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theluminousnight]

weird little girls are so fucking VALID

[30-minute-memes]

Un-make me.

[theonsdick]

[stayoutoftherain]

I fucking hate this website

[cherrypiereadytodie]

des

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pa

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