Incorrect TLC Quotes

[a-salting-the-world]

Cress: I just want to sit and stare at nothing and silently scream for the rest of time.

Thorne: I might be way off base here, but you seem kinda bummed.

[a-salting-the-world]

Cinder: I knew this revolution would place us in grave danger.

Iko: This isn't grave danger.

Thorne: The whole world is literally hunting us down.

Iko: I mean, sure, it's not ideal, but this is more of a pickle.

[a-salting-the-world]

Kai: I am livid with you.

Levana: We're not supposed to be arguing, we're supposed to be getting married.

Kai: Dear stars above.

[a-salting-the-world]

Thorne: Life's funny, isn't it?

Cinder: I simply cannot stop laughing.

[a-salting-the-world]

Winter: What is a brunch?

Thorne: It's like a half breakfast half lunch.

Cress: Like a cornflake sandwich.

Cinder: Sounds good to me.

[a-salting-the-world]

Scarlet: You're full of hate and loathing and I love it.

Jacin: It's so good to have someone to share this with.

[a-salting-the-world]

Iko: What is love?

Cress: I unfollowed some meme pages so Thorne could send me some memes I hadn't seen before.

[a-salting-the-world]

Kai: Just because you want to do something doesn't mean you get to do it.

Kai: Life is chaos. Success is completely arbitrary.

Thorne:

Kai: And confidence is everything.

[a-salting-the-world]

Cinder: New plan. We stop planning. We hope that our early successes make up for the mess that we've become.

Dr. Erland:

[a-salting-the-world]

Cinder: Levana sucks. She's the opposite of a box full of donuts.

Thorne: A toilet full of broccoli.

[a-salting-the-world]

Kai: There's only one thing about Halloween that scares me.

Cinder: Which is?

Kai: Exactly.

[a-salting-the-world]

Cinder: Thanks, but I’m not taking advice from two guys who share a toothbrush.

Kai: *scoffs* I’m orange

Thorne: No, I’M orange

Iko: If they think that’s bad, wait till they find out they share underwear too.

Thorne: I’m orange

Kai: NO, I'M ORANGE

[a-salting-the-world]

Cinder: Scarlet and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.

Winter, sighing: What did Scarlet do?

Cinder: She chased him to the next red light then reached into his window and—

Scarlet: Who wants a steering wheel?

[a-salting-the-world]

Levana: Just die already!

Cinder: I was going to, but I'll live as long as I can to spite you!

Levana: Are you okay?

Cinder: Not even close.

[a-salting-the-world]

Kai: People say we learn from our mistakes, so that’s why I’m making as many as I possibly can.

Torin:

Kai: Soon I’ll be a genius.

[a-salting-the-world]

Kai: How are you doing?

Cinder: Well I’m not bleeding or anything.

[a-salting-the-world]

Levana: Give a person fire, and they'll be warm for a day.

Levana: Set someone on fire, and they'll be warm for the rest of their life.

Kai: