What Could Go Wrong?

No tagging system, we die like magpies

[horce-divorce]

"I would never jeopardize the beans" pales in comparison to it's newest successor, "beans r not woke. How could u do this?"

[onlymetalmolars]

Recently switched to Clip Studio Paint and I drew some Rocky’s for practice.

[bruzum]

[wenlokholmes]

sorry, prev, your tags are too true to be silenced

[baldgonia]

the potential of their dynamic appears when they get kind of blowjob brothers with it. like betty trying with all her might to break archie’s hand. i should feel at all times that theyre approximately 7 beers away from british lads hit each other with chair

[baldgonia]

I said this on twitter as well but this is where I can find appeal in the “m/f childhood best friends and neighbors start dating in adulthood” concept like I don’t want the white picket fence two kids and a dog thing I just want them to activate “will eat worms if dared” instincts around each other

[detectiveyurious]

love post time skip veronica who has since been in a real work environment with an hr department that’s not just her evil dad so whenever she argues with reggie she says things like “let’s have a dialogue” but it’s still veronica and the “dialogue” ends with her basically telling him to kill himself

[sevenmoreminutes]

the thing that makes betty cooper the best character ever is that she’s a lunatic but she’s a lunatic that’s built to be on a much more grounded show than riverdale so very often she is made to be the straight man/voice of reason because no one else is coherent enough to fill that role but she still hates her life and everything that happens to her and there’s no light behind her eyes so every betty reaction shot just looks like this

[crustacean-warlock]

Reminder:

[baldgonia]

that post that was like "i like that lili plays betty like a real person and not a tv character which gets increasingly funny the more outlandish betty's life gets"

[brightfametexan]

[scunthotter]

Tuna melt au where Shane starts freaking out and so to distract him Ilya is like "I got the marble imported from Turkey, custom cut by a local contractor here in Boston" and Shane wants to have a freak out but he's always wondered about the quality of marble from Turkey, he got his counters from Italy and China but he saw options from Turkey and Brazil and wondered. He really should go, but now he's wondering if Ilya will answer his other questions like who was the architect that built this house and where did ilya find that tile that's in his guest bathroom. Basically Ilya using Shane's real estate fetish to keep him from running out during the tuna meltdown.

[themoonandmyman]

I think that genuinely would have worked in the sense that the utter insanity of the segue would shock Shane out of his panic attack.

Like he’s just cum, his brain is soup, the beast of heteronormativity is breathing down his neck, and he says,

‘I can’t. I can’t do this.’

and Ilya just replies

‘The light fixtures in the kitchen were imported from a designer in Spain.’

….

….

‘What?’

and now he’s so confused he can’t possibly leave.

Ilya Rozanov voice NEVER LET EM KNOW YOUR NEXT MOVE…

[orphetoon]

sometimes on the tumblr app you click on an image to see it fullscreen and it will give you a completely different image it has sourced from the fucking aether. i hope they never fix this because i got flashbanged with an image of scooby doo calling me a ‘raggot’

[artwheat]

this animal

[penandinkprincess]

shane and ilya probably stick to a very similar sleeping schedule during the season, but i feel like shane starts getting ready for bed probably a little earlier than ilya because he likes sitting in bed and reading

and i'm laughing about ilya feeling absolutely BETRAYED the first time anya hops off of his lap to trot after shane up to their room

his OWN DAUGHTER-

ilya, she just likes our bed and knows i'm going up

-TO BETRAY HIM LIKE THIS, AFTER EVERYTHING HE HAS DONE-

dude, you could also just come upstairs if you're that fucking bothered about it

-NO LOYALTY IN THIS HOUSE. NONE. ALL AROUND HIM ARE TRAITORS-

you could doomscroll on your phone upstairs if you want, ilya. you're the one choosing to hang out on the couch. c'mon, anya.

[penandinkprincess]

ilya trying to tell himself he wants to stay down on the couch and not give shane the satisfaction of giving in but also experiencing MAJOR fomo because the rest of his family is already upstairs for the night

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I think I'm burned out on having so many opinions. Going to have opinions on less things for a while. Sorry if that disappoints anyone.

[delgrosso]

Counterpoint: even more opinions, but on just one super specific thing.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That is what creates the most memorable scifi.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#yeah you would know all about that wouldn't you derin

Gimme another decade or two of practice and I'll write something so fucked up that it scars classrooms full of high school English students

[plutoarttv]

prometheus: hot take,

the greek gods: no give that back

[permetutotheworld]

I shouldn’t have laughed that loudly

[habken]

two pebbles

[sluttynurse]

probably the worst attitude tumblr unintentionally cultivates is "the world out there is completely dangerous for you and no one can possibly understand you, so you should isolate yourself from it and avoid interacting with it as much as possible"

[windsweptinred]

Time to roll out the Andrew Marr quote again...

"If you put away social media and you walk out into the streets and you look at real people, three-dimensional people, they mostly smile back at you. If you look around you- you see perfectly decent, ordinary people getting on with their lives and inclined, by and large, to rather like each other, that is the real us. Let us not be fooled."