Aleana

•level 22 🐘 shit happens; coffee and canabis help 🌱🌼

[friskied]

if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for

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This might be my favorite post hahaha

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I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

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Hermione Granger SNAPPED (x)

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french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

[moldychesee]

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

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Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

[beckyhop]

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

[visionssofgideon]

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

[onceuponamirror]

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

[piedude]

Irish recipes:

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[princesconsuela]

The Essential Friends Dictionary

[a-sleeping-perspective]

Right now.

Right now my life is falling apart.

Im being accused of child abuse, tormented, investigated, upset, and just stressed out.

Right now i just lost my job because of these accusations, i drive a gas guzzler, i still live with my parents and im almost 21, my boyfriend’s mom just bought a new house and it’s a piece of shit, zach has to do all the work on it pretty much alone, im broke my only real friend is my boyfriend.

Life is just one gut punch after the other. I hope these next few months leading in to the new year is both productive and life changing.

I cant do this shit anymore

[a-sleeping-perspective]

Life update: I was found not guilty. I have a new job which i love. I got a new car, its small good on gas, and for the grand finale , i turned 21 this year and my boyfriend of 4 years and i finally decided to move out. We live in the cutest apartment in the heart of the town we grew up in.

Life still throws gut punches but, good things come to those who fight back.

Kick lifes ass, dont let it kick yours.

[a-sleeping-perspective]

I keep draggin around what's bringin me down and if i just let go I'll be set free...

[inthenameofsephiroth]

[suspend]

It hurts to wait for someone who’s never coming back again.

3 am thoughts (via suspend)

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[respectfulmemes]

[sixpenceee]

The mineral fluorite looks just like the night sky. Image via AsapSCIENCE.

[a-sleeping-perspective]

Right now.

Right now my life is falling apart.

Im being accused of child abuse, tormented, investigated, upset, and just stressed out.

Right now i just lost my job because of these accusations, i drive a gas guzzler, i still live with my parents and im almost 21, my boyfriend's mom just bought a new house and it's a piece of shit, zach has to do all the work on it pretty much alone, im broke my only real friend is my boyfriend.

Life is just one gut punch after the other. I hope these next few months leading in to the new year is both productive and life changing.

I cant do this shit anymore

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[nofruitjustcookies-blog]

this is too good

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Jeremy’s just like “well hello there”

[boredpanda]

The Hypnotizing Beauty Of Harvesting Lavender

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I didn’t know farming was so aesthetic