Smokey was just a conscientious objector...

Danny. 24. In a relationship. Taurus. Cynic. Neurotic as fuck. California. EECP Therapist. Half-assed graphic designer. Pro wrestling. Aspiring ring announcer. Waist deep in trivial bullshit. Seinfeld. Art. Horror movies. Pulls tv/movie photoshop mashups outta my ass.

[electricraccoonincident-deactiv]

[shatners-phallus]

me

[alwayssunnyinhellskitchen]

[oldmancanyons]

does anyone else feel like they constantly have to justify everything they do? Iike I’m always mentally preparing a reason behind everything just in case anyone was to question it.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Do dogs actually enjoy playing fetch or do they just think their master dropped something really really far away and they must retrieve it, because that is what a good dog does?

[ruinedchildhood]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[travitrav]

Did shawty just add the 8+8 and bring it down 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[dramatichoe]

god

[soteeoh]

[hustleinatrap]

this is so insane

[bernardberniebern]

Im on mobile, someone get their mug shot

[weight-a-second]

here is this piece of flaming garbage’s mugshot 

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[redvelvetnegro-deactivated20161]

mood board

[dykeheaven]

happy black history month

[shitloadsofwrestling]

Gregory Iron just brought up an interesting point:

In “Groundhog Day”, Bill Murray’s character, Phil, gives newlyweds WrestleMania tickets.

It was ‘93, so that would’ve been WrestleMania IX.

Imagine the time space continuum bending and having to relive THAT event over and over and over.

[artofthecatt]

oh snap

[moaccyrk]

REBLOG.

FOREVER.

[thepanthercave]

This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️

[lovemakesyouwonder]

[matale]

Louie, Sleepover. [s05e06]

[d--r--a]

[braindeadradio]

I always wanted to be Rocky.

[a-steady-decline]

Rocky had the best mask.

[micdotcom]

Watch: When Mitt Romney makes the same points as John Oliver, you know shit’s gone south.

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

this is ‘the villain helps the heroes take down a more evil villain’ trope come to life

[itsindigowhite]

*looks outside to see if pigs are flying*

[moviesludge]