#mitt romney

[meganshow]

Garth Brooks, Mitt Romney, and Warren Jeffs get in an elevator. The internet asks Garth where the bodies are, Mitt where the binders are, and Warren... well, the FBI already asked.

Garth Brooks, Mitt Romney, and Warren Jeffs get in an elevator. One has internet conspiracies, one has binders, and one has a life sentence.

Garth Brooks, Mitt Romney, and Warren Jeffs get in an elevator. Garth spends the whole ride wishing he'd never met Tom Segura.

Garth Brooks, Mitt Romney, and Warren Jeffs get in an elevator. One of them is innocent, one of them's awkward, and one of them is Warren Jeffs.

Garth Brooks, Mitt Romney, and Warren Jeffs get in an elevator. One is why the other one keeps having to explain, 'No, not that kind of Mormon.'

[camelotobsessed]

Ted during his 94’ campaign

[politicalrpf]

[tempting-seduction]

Born on Mar 12, 1947 in Detroit, MI, Willard Mitt Romney is an American businessman and retired politician who served as a United States senator from Utah from 2019 to 2025 and as the 70th governor of Massachusetts from 2003 to 2007. A member of the Republican Party, he was the party's nominee in the 2012 presidential election.

[fkic-official]

It's been 14 years, and I'm still thinking about my ultimate Ayn Rand porn.

[pixelkams]

"mitt romney's most important primary" 2007 from headzup comedy

[dhaaruni]

Mitt Romney gave the commencement address at Harvard Business School this month. The rhetoric in his speech used to be so common, especially from Republican leaders, that many people would roll their eyes or tune it out. It was like the white noise of conservative politics. Now it’s so unfashionable that it feels almost bracing: “There’s more to a country than its economy. To be a great nation, it must also be a good nation. The world needs good men. It needs good women. Good leaders. Good parents raising good children. There is no national success that could compensate for failure to be a good and noble people.” (x)

[seamusromney]

i’m so hungry i’m like if a thing needed to eat to live