Late Night writer Michelle Wolf offers a female perspective on the difference between men and women.
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Late Night writer Michelle Wolf offers a female perspective on the difference between men and women.
private messaging friends: lmaO so anryrywya im fuckgng crygn
private messaging someone for the first time: Hello, nice to finally talk to you! It's wonderful that we have the chance to communicate through this messaging service - anyway, enough of me blathering on like a fool, how are you?
no offense but I suck at responding to most messages so please don’t think it’s you. It’s def me.
young person: college should be affordable
evil ass old people: this generation is SO entitled!!! back in my day, when college tuition was like 400% cheaper, we just PAID FOR IT. stupid entitled millennials
i fuckin see u there dexter go back to ur own goddamn show
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i sent the bee movie script over imessage to my friend who lives overseas but it didn’t send as an imessage and sent as 315 text messages instead and i’m gonna be charged for international texting for all of them
#karma is real and god always protects the good
when you have a crush and they touch you by accident or even just talk to you and you want to explode
When we say something is “just a cry for help”, it’s usually to explain why we won’t be offering any.
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Interviewer: Pete, what's it like being the fug of your boyband?
Pete: What is that?
Interviewer: Fucking ugly guy of your boyband.
Pete: I don't know... This interview is not going how I expected.
Andy: This is the best interview I have ever been a part of!