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i’m not gonna change my user or avatar bc i’m too lazy and don’t care about this site, but this team USA stuff has upped my distaste for hockey players in a way RPF can’t shake

#i’ve always known my blorbos were probably at best ambivalent to trum #and that tumblr fans have been under less auspices about this than hockeytwt #but i can respect their burnt earth reaction #plausible deniability and shame has always been critical to seeing these men as “characters’’ and that just doesn’t exist anymore #i remember how confused and upset i felt when people continued writing pkane x toews and im starting to feel that way already

jerrydevine

archie is convinced that when he dies alone he will finally be on time. and that makes me wanna burst into tears (youtube)

#every few months i get really jarchied

the way any other canadian player would be tripping over themselves to give up the captaincy to sid. meanwhile macklin is gonna commit seppuku

#the only exception is claude giroux and thats because they've been beefing since 2007 #macklin celebrini #this isnt criticism i think he's so funny #sidney crosby #team canada #there's something very american about this child. perhaps its the growing up in america

the parasocial relationship that yall have with rick celebrini is what i have with colleen smith hockey. it makes me scream that while mack was being prepped as Boy King Franchise Savior, colleen was walking around the streets of boston with will like this:

#he was stockholm syndromed into loving it tho #will smith hockey #san jose sharks #rick celebrini

obviously will smith hockey was gonna wear pride tape. his family is old money catholic from massachusetts. he’s one of the nhl players MOST likely to be a democrat, if in name only. there’s a reason rfk jr is the first republican kennedy.

#me reading discourse all week: why do teens on twitter NOT understand the dynamics of american geopolitics #will smith hockey #san jose sharks #willmack #because why not #this doesn’t mean he’s woke it means he’s neolib at most btw #my expectations are not that high for any hockey man #updating the tags to add that i don’t think from a gendered lens his moms family members being republican has more of an impact #than growing up in the panopticon of boston wealth #they’ve made multiple shows about how joining the kennedy family means giving up your own identity in faith of theirs. let’s do the math

pseudophan

im gonna fucking kill myself

#soft launching darling is making me feels NUTS #thats just so sweet

stonemitts

time for woke friend wednesday but i actually very much do not believe that equating moral goodness with physical appearance is the gotcha you think it is. like at all

#and when i say that's why people are so eager to act like the tkachuks are worse than everyone else on that team #making up that brady said close the northern border #bc its easier to admit that the pretty boys #i dont like the tkachuks but i hate when people are loud and wrong and biased

fagsblessings

jughead jones : narrator of the damned town in love with the sacrificial lamb, how many times will he save him?

#the caption.... oh ok i get it

questintheskies

#his voice sounds CRAZY #does missing teeth lower your voice octave that much??#good for jack for thinking the US deserved to win :) i’m happy for him that he and his missed too many men call believes that :)

i hope they free peyton from this fuckass bob wig this seson

#school spirts spoilers

are they gonna try to pair up simon and rhonda? this is claire and nicole's brother all over again

#can women be gay in this show? i thought rhonda and quinn were a thing last season #school spirts spoilers

i honestly get ragebaited by supernatural tumblr. why are you all so loud and wrong about sam winchester

#i love dean but his fans make me question

in general, i disagree with supernatural bringing back mary winchester. however. if i was 29yo with two middle-aged men wanting me to be their mommy i would also fuck outta there with haste

#mary winchester #my truth #like sorry two guys that are literally older than me but i don’t know you. and also you’re both really fucked ul

everytime i see ellen hughes i feel like a high schooler getting their gay awakening from their friends' lesbian-seeming-but-inexplicably-married-to-a-man mother. i want to volunteer to help her in the kitchen just to spend time with her.

#ellen hughes #ellen weinberg hughes #hughes brothers